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Partypooper: Where are you going?
Partygoer: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there.

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Partypooper: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Partygoer: Stop romanticizing the past.

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Partypooper, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Partygoer: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being an idiot.

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Partypooper: What is your biggest weakness?
Partygoer: I can be uncooperative.
Partypooper: Okay, can you give me an example?
Partygoer: No.

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Partypooper: So that’s my plan.
Partygoer: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Partypooper: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Partygoer: It legit sucks.
Partypooper: That’s not constructive criticism.

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Partypooper: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Partygoer, drinking humans: Why do you say that?

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Partypooper: Violence isn't the answer.
Partygoer: You’re right.
Partypooper: *sighs in relief*
Partygoer: Violence is the question.
Partypooper: What?
Partygoer, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Partypooper, running after them: NO-

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Partygoer: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Partypooper: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Partyplanner:: Yo is Partypooper sleeping or dead?
Partycrasher:: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Partygoer: Yeah, so did I.
Partypooper: Okay first of all, screw you-
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Partyplanner:: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Partyplanner: and Partycrasher:, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Partygoer: Our turn, Partypooper! One, two, three- vanilla!
Partypooper, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

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Partyplanner:, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Partycrasher:, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Partygoer, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Partypooper, trembling: What are we playing-

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Partyplanner:: *Gently taps table*
Partycrasher:: *Taps back*
Partygoer: What are they doing?
Partypooper: Morse code.
Partyplanner:: *Aggressively taps table*
Partycrasher:: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Partyplanner:: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Partygoer:: Not if they consent to it.
Partycrasher: Depends who you’re stabbing.
Partypooper: YES?!?