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How To Bake A Gingerbread Cookie For Christmas! =)

Partygoer: Hello corpses of this pathetic wasteland! =)

Partypooper: -Baseball bats him to the head-

Partygoer: Rude. =)

Partypooper: You told me you were gonna do a nice greeting.

Partygoer: Oops, you must've heard something that was so very, very fake. =)

Partypooper: Shut up- =(

Partygoer: It's just really tiresome for me to be stuck with someone that sucks the happiness out of something you usually do. =)

Partypooper: You're just taking those comebacks from Google arent you?

Partygoer:

Partygoer: N-no? =)

Partypooper: Or did you forget the whole entire reason why we are here? =(

Partygoer: Y-yes? =)

Partypooper: To cook.

Partygoer: Cook from dead wanderers? =)

Partypooper: COOK GINGERBREAD, IDIOT-

Partygoer: Ohhhhhhhh. Now I get it!

Partygoer: Cook gingerbread out of dead wanderers AND dead partypoopers! =)

Partypooper: I despise you every bit.

Partygoer: I'm glad we feel the same way. =)

Partypooper: Okay let's just cook-

Partygoer: Good idea that never came to your head sooner.

Partypooper: :/

Partygoer: So! Where's the instructions-

Partypooper: Cookbook.

Partygoer: So what are you waiting for? Read. =)

Partypooper:

Dont you dare threaten me like that. =(

Partygoer: ....

Partygoer: fatherless

(Ive lost motivation to draw more- 😭)

Partypooper:

Gather your ingredients for the gingerbread men which include:
Brown sugar, flour, baking soda, cinnamon, ginger, cloves, salt, butter and molasses.

After you're done, begin the process of making your Christmas dessert. =(

Partygoer: Remember this kids, if you're planning to make a murder scene at your restaurant, there's always gonna be a health inspector that might show up at any time! =)

Partypooper: Why the heck did you bring up murder in a recipe? =(

Partygoer: For fun. =)

Partypooper: Y'know, I just got used to this over time. Should this be concerning? =(

Partygoer: Continue on! =)

Partypooper: You just do it then- =(

Partygoer: splendid =)

Mix the flour, brown sugar, baking soda, cinnamon, ginger, cloves and salt in a large mixing bowl! Add chunks of thicc butter & incorporate them with a pastry blender until the mixture resembles fine crumbs. Then, mix in the molasses and milk until combined. =)

Cover your dough in plastic wrap & refrigerate it for 2 hours or overnight! =)

Partypooper: Wait, I just realized. Christmas already ended. Why are we making gingerbread cookies when it's already January- =(

Partygoer: im gonna ignore you so hard you will start doubting your own existence =)

Partypooper: =(

Partygoer: =)

Partygoer: Anyways! Moving on. =)

When it's ready to bake, roll out the dough to 1/2 (one half) inch thickness, use cookie cutters to cut out the gingerbread men & place them on your cookie sheet! Bake then for about 10 minutes at 350 degrees Fahrenheit. =)

Once cool, frost and decorate, if desired! You can use any frosting or icing! And when I mean any, I mean it. =) And candy! It really is the best gingerbread cookies recipe! =)

Partypooper: ju to dangan ni au junbi o suru =(

Partygoer: Stop bullying me just because you can hold a gun and I cant  :(

Partypooper: Did you just frown? =(

Partygoer: GET SNIPED B-