Partygoer Fights Duolingo (shizpost)

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Partygoer: Hey partypooper =)

Partypooper: what

Partygoer: I know what were gonna do today =)

Partypooper: bro get yo phineas and ferb a-

Partygoer: Im gonna fight that mf duolingo =)

Partypooper: isn't he like, just a mascot of an app or something? =(

Partygoer: no idiot, hes a mascot of an app that forces people to keep their streak or else they break their families bones- =)

Partypooper: dude. It was a joke made by other people. Noones actually getting hurt. =(

Partygoer: SHUT. =)

Partypooper: =(

Partygoer: =)

Partygoer: *reloads an ak-47*

Partypooper: BRO CHILL =(

Partygoer: Im gonna kill that green owl >=)













(30 minutes later)











Partypooper: *peacefully sleeping*

*door bangs*

Partypooper: what the heck- =(

Partygoer: ..do u want the good news or bad news =)

Partypooper: uhhhhh.. Good news?.. =(

Partygoer: So, I was able to harass the green owl mascot =)

Partypooper: and the.. Bad news?.. =(

Partygoer: what you said was right that when they killed families, it was joke. So now im getting judged in court =)

Partypooper: =(

Partygoer: =)

Partypooper: have fun in prison then- =(

(fin)

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