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Daisy and the hoes 💅🏼🫦

Daisy
Who's in the kitchen
And why does it smell like fire
Guys?
Hello
Istg if the house is burning
It's my first morning here...
Oh ffs what's going on

Mattheo🤍
Don't come down here
Stay upstairs

Daisy
Why?
What's going on?
Is there a fire Mattheo?

Blondie🐸
Stay upstairs dais

Mattheo 🤍
It's a surprise

Daisy
Surprise?
I don't like that...

Theo🫦
Ok ok
We're trying to make pancakes

Blondie🐸
trying

Daisy
YOU ARE
AWW

Mattheo 🤍
idk if we'll succeed but yeah

Daisy
that's so nice of you guys

Theo🫦
I have ketchup too
But I don't think you want it

Daisy
HAHAH THEO
I can try some

Theo🫦
Really ?!?!

Daisy
No:)
That's just disgusting

Blondie🐸
ok come down here
We could need a woman's help

Mattheo 🤍
Woman?
She's like a child
A girl

Daisy
That makes you?

Mattheo 🤍
A man?

Daisy
Illegal honey

Mattheo🤍
Just come down here

Theo🫦
SUMMER IS FINALLY HERE

Daisy
Ella is coming over later!!!!

Theo🫦
WHAT

Daisy
Uh yeah?
Something wrong?

Theo🫦
I NEED TO SHOWER

Blondie🐸
I live with 3 sumos
Perfect

Daisy
Sumos?

Blondie🐸
Simps

Daisy
Ohhh
I'm not
Mattheo tho

Mattheo 🤍
Proud simp

Theo🫦
HAHAHAHA
Sounds like disgusting food

Proud simp ❤️
Daisy... you did not just rename me did you?

Daisy
Ofc not❤️❤️

Blondie🐸
Why are you still upstairs?
I made you fucking pancakes

Daisy
Want me to come down naked?

Blondie🐸
no...

Proud simp❤️
yes

Theo🫦
absolutely not

Daisy
ok I'll be down in 2

Theo🫦
WAIT WHEN IS ELLA COMING

Daisy
Idk later
She said she had gifts

Blondie🐸
Bet you only said yes because of the gifts

Daisy
Ofc who do you think I am?!?

Proud simp ❤️
A bitch

Daisy
Witchy bitch ;)

Theo🫦
Why does it sound familiar

Blondie🐸
She answered that when I asked who she was

Theo🫦
OHHHH
true tho

Proud simp ❤️
Heard anything from Adrian?

Daisy
Yup
Everything is good
I miss him tho

Theo🫦
We understand dais
But you'll see him again

Daisy
YUP

Proud simp ❤️
dais the pancakes are getting cold

Daisy
OMG PANCAKES I FORGOT
I WAS ACTUALLY UP HERE HIDING FROM YOU GUYS LOL

Blondie🐸
..
nice
Hey I almost forgot
I'm going out tonight

Theo🫦
Bruh?
Alone?
That's sad...

Daisy
remember when he went out alone to try fries and ketchup 😭
My poor heart

Blondie🐸
ok...
No not alone
A date

Mattheo ❤️
Please not smuggy

Blondie🐸
No
Not smuggy
Someone daisy knows

Daisy
I do?
Who?

Blondie
You remember our childhood friend Zoe?
She moved to France

Daisy
ZOE COBALT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
OMG
OMG
IMG
SHES BACK

Blondie🐸
Yup
We're getting dinner tonight

Daisy
Omfg that's amazing
OH SHE WAS SO FUCKINF NICE
tell her hi from me
Omg
IM SO HAPPY RN

Theo🫦
She's accepted by daisy
What do you say riddle?

Proud simp❤️
ig she's fine

Blondie🐸
Oh she is
Most beautiful girl I've ever seen

Daisy
?
!?
Excuse me?

Blondie🐸
most beautiful black haired girl I've ever seen

Daisy
Ok...
No but she's really fucking gorgeous
Ahh she was my bestie

Blondie🐸
thx

Daisy
You're welcome

Proud simp ❤️
Last time I'm saying this
PANCAKES

Daisy
OMG RIGHT
On my way babe

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If Draco ever had a son... yk just a question
What would his name be
Scorpius is not an answer

I'm always here if you ever need me. Ly like Theo loves ketchup <3

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