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•Rarely drinks but when she does, she gets absolutely shitfaced •Emotional drunk •"I'm not drunk the cosmos are just aligned as a penis so I'm acting drunk... HAHA I SAID PENIS!!" •Quickly becomes an emotional wreck for laughing at the penis because she felt bad for its feelings •Falls asleep in the hallway outside her bedroom door because she can't be arsed to go that far •Quiet at first but then is in every conversation
Billie Dean Howard
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•Drinks constantly but not enough for it to be a problem •Sleepy drunk but acts horny drunk •Falls asleep holding a drink, wakes up and finishes it •"I wanna fuck you... but I'm really tired" •Overshares everything •Never even makes it to thinking about getting home •Shows up to parties she's not meant to but everyone loves her
Audrey Tindall
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•Giggly drunk •"This one time, I told an alpaca I loved it and we got engaged. I'm so happy I married you instead" but she's talking to a wall and you're not even married yet •Makes it home but only to the doorstep •Constantly falls over walking home •Has to go out looking for her shoes the next morning •Best person at the party
Mildred Ratched
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•Literally never drinks •Can't get drunk, she's like immortal •Has to drive everyone else home •Makes up stories about crazy shit you all did when you can't remember •"Yes, I've had a drink, can we please go home now? I have work tomorrow." •Doesn't understand the point of drinking •Stays in a corner
Lana Winters
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•Annoying giggly drunk •Tells everyone how her sex life is •"No, we can't go yet! I haven't told everyone how good your tongue is!" •Falls asleep in the car •Not a lightweight but also can't have too much •Thinks she can wrote a novel being wasted and wakes up to a half-written paragraph about the most random shit (e.g. monkeys rights to wear hats) •Life of the party always
Diane Sherman
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•This woman has no limit on how much she can drink •Only ever drinks alone •Has never experienced a hangover and believes they're a myth •Instead of getting drunk, she just gets horny •You always find out if she's had a few drinks
Wilhelmina Venable
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•LIGHTWEIGHT ASF •One shot in and she's physically rolling around in the floor •Drinks fizzy apple juice to look like alcohol •Giggly drunk but then really emotional • "HEHEHHEHE the floor is nice!" •Rolls around on the pavement because it feels nice • "WHAT IF THE FLOOR FEELS VIOLATED AND IT LEAVES ME?" •Proceeds to kiss it and apologise for her actions against it •Some random person calls you from her phone to take her home •Falls asleep in the car •Remembers nothing the next day •At first, no one will talk to her •When they are how drunk she is, she's so popular and she loves if
