The characters and how they are in their sick days and yours (CUZ GUESS WHO IS A SICK BITCH TODAY WOO) (na I hate being ill sm)
Cordelia (is not so) Goode
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Her •What a pussy •Constantly cries ffs •Annoying •Won't let you go to work •Needy asf •Makes you stay with her all day •I really don't like this hoe
You •The annoying bitch won't let you do anything •You wanna pee? Na not allowed •Ew •Makes you drink weird concoctions •They don't work but you say they do to make her feel appreciated anyway •You lock yourself in the bathroom when she's not looking to get away from her
Mildred (scared of pen!s) Ratched
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Her •Won't admit to being ill •Pretends she's fine •You find her curled up asleep in bed when you get home •Baths together •Not annoying at all (basically the opposite of dumb slag Cordelia)
You •Worried about you •But doesn't show it too much •Convinces you to stay home •Asks if you want her to stay with you •Gets you medicine to help and keeps your temperature down •So much better than Cord(BLEUGH)elia
Billie Tease Howard
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Her •Gets really horny when she's ill •Annoying (but not as annoying as "Cordelia is a bitch") •Loves fluffy socks but only when she's ill •Won't let you make her better until you bang •Takes an unnecessary time off work •Binges the whole time because she's bored •Complete mood
You •She found it funny you were ill •Didn't really care •Until she realised how bad you were feeling •Made up for it by buying you a huge teddy •Took time off work to stay with you
Wilhelmina (bottom) Venable
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(SHES SO PRETTY AAAAAAAAAAA) she already looks like an eggplant so I didn't add one because it would just blend in, bless her
Her •You're going to want to keep a couple miles between you two when she's ill •Refuses any help •Snaps at everyone including you •The only time she doesn't apologise if she snaps at you •But is sorry once she's better •Glares at you constantly. You literally just need to breathe and she'll be glaring daggers into your head •Gets ill very rarely •Wants space •But also loves you doing things to make her feel better
You •Doesn't really know how to help •Acts as a teddy bear until you're better •Attempts to make you soup •Feels awful when she burns it and sets the kitch on fire •Didn't at first, but then took time off work to stay with you •Made sure you stayed warm but your temperature stayed down
