"MWAHAHAHAHAAA....WAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!" cackled the great Fire Spirit Cookie in his bedroom by his laptop. "Dad are you ok?" Asked Devil Cookie, slightly concerned by their dad's god awful laugh. "I am feeling absolutely AMAZING today kiddo, I have finally came up with the perfect plan!" Exclaimed Fire Spirit joyfully.
"AHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!" He let out another obnoxious cackle before getting interrupted by an angry, shouting voice. "WILL YOU PLEASSSSSE SSSSHUT UP DOWN THERE? I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF MY BASSSSEMENT AGAIN IF YOU KEEP THAT UP!" This alarmed Fire Spirit. "SORRY PITAYA DRAGON COOKIE!" He shouted, but not in an obnoxious way, in a way Pitaya could hear him. "Wait, what plan?" Asked Devil Cookie.
"After over a week of research, I have come to find out that the witches have magical brain washing Twitter banners!" Said Fire Spirit, who hasn't left his bedroom (and probably hasn't showered either) withen a week. "Laaamee!" groaned Devil Cookiebin response. Fire Spirit continued to explain his plan anyway. "And, if I can obtain this Twitter banner, I can mind control everyone into LIKING ME!! AHAHAHA AHAHAH HAAHAHAHHAHA- ACK." He should probably stop laughing like a cartoon villain by now before his vocal cords explode, or even worse, Pitaya Dragon's temper explodes. "Ok, but how are you gonna get this banner? It's not like the witches are just gonna hand it over to you, whether we work for them or not!" Said Devil Cookie, making a really good point. "Oh yeah.....I hadn't thought about that....Hmmm....." Fire Spirit said in deep thought. "Well, what we do know about the witches: is that they're old, and probably use Facebook.... Quick Devil Cookie! What's one thing old witches on Facebook just CANNOT resist!?" Asked Fire Spirit. "Hmmm.... Oh, I know! Ellen DeGeneres!" Answered Devil Cookie.
"That......is... GENIUS, KIDDO! You get EXTRA time on the Nintendo Switch for that!" Fire Spirit said proudly. "Yayyyy!" Cheered Devil Cookie. "If I can impersonate Ellen DeGeneres on Facebook, I can probably convince one of the witches to get me on of those banners! I am absolutely amazing for coming up with that, aren't I kiddo?!" Fire Spirit said looking down at Devil Cookie, who rolled their eyes and began playing on their Nintendo switch. Fire Spirit then gazed at the window. "With this plan, I will have WAY MORE FRIENDS-er uh, POWER, THAN ANY OTHER COOKIE ON EARTH BREAD! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!"
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CANCELLED! (A Cookie Run Crackfic)
FanfictionAll was going well on EarthBread, everyone was laughing, singing Tenacious D songs, hitting the stanky leg, and just living their average cookie lives. Even Knight Cookie's life was starting to get better, with him finally getting time off of his jo...
