The Dragon Maid's Brother S

MEMES (Cause Writers Block)

Ilulu is standing in front of Smaug with a collar, with a little bell, in her hands. Smaug stares at the collar with uncertainty.

Ilulu then gets on her knees and puts her hands together.

Smaug keeps staring.

Ilulu puts her hand on the floor.

Smaug looks side to side with a question look.

Ilulu then puts her legs up in the air.

After a few seconds Smaug is in his female cat kin form with the collar on; dancing and he has an unhappy look on her face.

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In an office building we see Smaug and Dave, both wearing button up shirts and ties. They both are also smoking as they walk through a set of doors.

"They're onto me, dude!"Dave says in worry and he points at Smaug. "Those guys are sharp as nails up there. You can't put anything past them!" Dave continues to panic while Smaug remains calm. "Oh, my God dude, I'm freaking out. I am so stressed out. I feel like I'm having a panic attack!" He walks over to a coffee machine.

"You want to talk about stress?" Smaug asks. "You want to talk about stress, OK? I stumbled onto a major company conspiracy, Dave. How about that for stress?"

Dave pours himself a cup of coffee. "What the hell are you talking about?"

"This company is being bled like a stuffed turkey, Dave, and I got a paper trail to prove it. Check this out." Smaug walks over to a wall with a bunch of papers and strings. "Take a look at this!"

"Holy you, Smaug!" Dave yells.

"That right there is the mail." Smaug points to the wall. "Now, let's talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please, Dave? I'm dying to talk about the mail with you all day, OK!"

Dave is soooo confused.

Smaug turns to the wall. "Haru Dugor, this name keeps coming up over and over again. Everyday Haru's mail is getting sent back to me! Haru Dugor! Haru Dugor!" Smaug reaches into a box and pulls out some mail. "I look in the mail. Well, this whole box is Haru Dugor! So I say to myself I got to find this guy, I got to go up to his office, I got to put his mail in the guy's goddamn hands otherwise he's never gonna get it. It's gonna keep coming back down here, So I got up to Haru's office! And what do I find out, Dave? What do I find out? There is no Haru Dugor!"

Dave is horrified with Smaug.

Smaug continues. "The man does not exist, OK? So I decided, oh, shit, buddy, I got to dig a little deeper. There's no Haru Dugor! You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Haru!" Smaug pushes a box over in anger. "All right, so I start marching my way down to Megumin in HR," Smaug knocks on a nearby door. "And I knock on her door, and I say, Megumin, Megumin, I gotta talk to you about Haru and when I open the door, what do I find? There's not a single goddamn desk in that office. There is no Megumin in HR. Dave, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town." Smaug takes a look drag of his cigarette.

Dave sets his coffee cup down. "Ok, Smaug, I'm gonna have to stop you right there. Not only do all of these people exist, but they have been asking for their mail on a daily basis. It's all they're talking about up there. Oh my Smaug, dude, we're gonna lose our jobs."