MEMES (AGAIN! 'Cause people liked the last one)

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In a wildwest setting we see Smaug shooting a minigun at some dragons flying around, but suddenly his gun jams and he looks at it. He then hears a click and looks to his side and sees Sheriff Dave aiming a revolver at him.

Dave pulls the hammer back on the revolver. "It only takes one bullet."

"You ain't got the nerve." Smaug mocks.

The two stare each other in the eyes.

"Try me." Dave says with a small smirk.

Smaug's dragons pupils go silted as he stares at Dave.

Then Evil Dave walks out of the bank, with many goons around him, aiming a revolver at Elma, who's tied up and gagged. 

"Mr. Dave." Evil Dave says with a smile. "Aren't you forgetting something?"

Dave's eyes flash as he looks towards Evil Dave and Elma.

Evil Dave walks towards Dave and stops a few meters from him and holds his hand out. "Hand me your gun sheriff." 

Then we see Evil Dave laying on his back as water floods the town. Elma hugs our Dave as Evil Dave holds his hand out to Dave, but our Dave just kicks him around and Smaug is staring down at Evil Dave.

Something shies in Smaug eye and he looks down to see a bullet casing in the water.

"I tip my hat." Smaug tips his hat to Dave. "One legend to another."

Dave tips his hat in response. 

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We see Haru standing in the middle of a field.

"Can I get a OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." Haru takes a breath and slams a foot into the ground and an aura surrounds him. "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Haru slams his other foot into the ground and he powers up more. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." Flames burst out of Haru and destroys anything near him.

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Haru, Smaug and Dave are walking down the street of a city, strutting their stuff.

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Then they all fell to their knees.

An injured Dave is crawling backwards away from Vault, who's holding Shelob's sword with blood dripping from it.

Begged him please, as he raised his fist before he spoke

Vault stands over Dave with his sword raised high and Dave closes his eyes. 

I am the righteous hand of God

But after a few seconds he opens them and sees Smaug holding Vault up by the throat with an angry look in his eyes.

And I am the devil that you forgot

Smaug snaps Vault's neck and drops his body to the ground.

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In a dinning, room attached to a small kitchen, we see Morgan reading a newspaper. Then Megumin, wearing a bathrobe and some pajama pants, walks in while carrying a coffee pot of kool aid and a mug.

"Morning sister." Megumin greets cheerfully. 

Morgan looks to Megumin then back to her newspaper. "Hello sister."

Megumin holds up the pot of kool aid. "I made a pot of kool aid."

Morgan grows confused and looks back at Megumin, then back to her newspaper. "You don't make a pot of kool aid."

"Well, I just did."

"Is it hot?"

Megumin shrugs her shoulders. "Maybe, maybe not."

"It's hot, isn't it?" Morgan asks.

"Yup." Megumin holds up the pot a little too quickly and spills some of the hot kool aid.

"Hot kool aid?"

"I can put some ice in it if you'd like."

"Uh, no, no. I'm not thirsty." Morgan picks up her cup of coffee and drinks it.

"Sister!" Megumin whines.

"I'm not gonna drink it!"

Megumin holds up the cup of hot kool aid. "I made this for you." She whispers.

"No!"

"Drink it!"

"No."

"I want you to drink this." Megumin holds out the cup.

"I'm not drinking it."

"Drink this right now, or I'll pour it on the floor and I'll blame it on you!"

"Oh, yeah, real mature." Morgan rolls her eyes.

Megumin frowns. "I MADE THIS FOR YOU!" She yells.

"Now why don't you grow up?"

"I DID IT, CAUSE I LOVE YOU!"

"Well, I'm not gonna drink it." Morgan says.

"I HATE YOU!" Megumin yells.

"That's all I ever hear anymore. Sister try this, sister try that. Remember that... what was it. Cinnamon toast and uh.. what was it?"

"Mayonnaise." Megumin finishes.

"Mayonnaise."

"It was a good Idea."

"You didn't make a single pound." Morgan retorts

"I made a pound of Cinnamon toast with mayonnaise"

"And don't forget, Rocky road and Tabasco, right yeah. Was it three hospitalized? About three women hospitalized."

"You drink this RIGHT NOOOOOOW!" Megumin shouts.

"I'm not drinking hot kool-aid!"

"There's so much left of it. What am I gonna do with all of this hot kool-aid?"

"Drink it."

"No!" Megumin shouts.

"Yes!"

"NO!" Megumin shout again

Megumin slides over to Morgan. "Sister."

"Yes?" Morgan looks to Megumin.

"Please. Drink. My. Hot. Kool-aid."

Megumin slides the glass of kool aid over to Morgan.

Morgan looks to the glass then to Megumin. "Okay."

"Okay."

"Right." Morgan picks up the glass of hot kool-aid and drinks it. She then sets the glass down, then sighs and goes back to reading the paper. "Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah I like that."

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