Third Prince: Fem Helluva Boss+Hazbin Hotel X Oc

MURDER FAMILY

We're back at another day at I.M.P I'm next to Moxxie trying to teach him how to shoot and he's shaking like he's never shot anyone before

Millie: Moxxie stop shaking you're going to shoot Xander's girlfriend

Loona: (looking at her phone) Wow I feel so loved here

Xander: Me and Loona aren't dating

Millie: Sure, you're not

Xander: We're not (she smiles, I roll my eyes) Anyway it's real simple Mox (take out my pistol) just point (at the fizzaroli picture) aim (cocks' gun) and shoot (leaving a hole where his head was) simple

Moxxie: But it's a family under what circumstances do we need to kill a family 

Millie: I mean if that's what the client wants

Moxxie: I get a shitty dad or a mob family (Italian accent) That's understandable (normal voice) but to eradicate an entire innocent seemly in this case middle class bloodline

Loona sits up

Loona: Hey you don't know if their innocent (points to boy) this kid probably sets dogs on fire (points to girl) maybe she gets off to bullying Australian kids online (points to dad) and this guy

Xander: That guy definitely watches

Millie: Exactly humans are full of secret nasties that's why so many of them end up here

Xander: (raises hand) Exhibit A dead at 22 nerd for 20 hitman for the last 2

Loona: You're a nerd now

Millie: And you're the exception

Xander: Whatever, Mox the point is guilty, and innocent aren't our business killing who we're paid to is now buck up and shoot the target

Millie kisses his cheek for encouragement

Moxxie: (readies crossbow) I'm just saying we can be a little more selective is all

Blitzo comes out of the office

Blitzo: Guys I want you to meet

The sudden surprise causes Moxxie to shoot upward and the bolt to go all over the room including the eel tank, the picture in Loona's hand, slightly cutting my cheek and, Millie jumps into Moxxie's arms where Blitzo catches the bolt with one hand

Blitzo: Our newest client

Suddenly the eel tank falls and somehow the whole space catches on fire

Blitzo: Dammit Moxxie I just bought those eels!

We're now outside the building as the fire department cleans out the dead eels while Blitzo sees the client, Ms. Mayberry, off

Blitzo: Don't worry we'll get that whore in 24 hours or your first kill is free

Moxxie: When did we start implementing that deal

Blitzo: whe you set fire to my office in front of a client your fuckin dipshit (shives Moxxie away) Now someone please tell that fancy book is still intact

Loona: (Typing on her phone while holding my hand behind her back) You mean our only ticket to the other side (puts phone away takes book out) Yeah got it right here

Blitzo: And that's why you're my favorite Loonie (pulls out dog treat) you get a tweat now

Loona: Ew stop

He eats it with his frog like tongue

Loona/Xander: Your so gross

Loona opens the portal