Me and Octavia (A/N: Aged up) are snuggled up in her bed in the blissful afterglow of our passionate night last night this bliss doesn't last long however when we hear something shatter, we both shoot awake and her mom, Stella, total bitch by the way screaming at Stolas Via tells me this happens all the time
Stella: I can't believe you slept with an imp in our fucking bed
Xander: Guess the show is starting early today (sitting up)
Via sits up with me with an annoyed look on her face hearing her mom scream at her dad yet again I hug her to let her know she has me she smiles slightly at my affection after we dress she sticks an ear bud in my ear and she plays her music and takes my hand and leads me to the kitchen as we step over a broken plant we make it to the kitchen where we see Stella holding a servant imp before tossing him at Stolas
Stella: You want to fuck this one too
Stolas: No of course not
While this was happening, we made our way to the table with coffee for her whiskey for me (for obvious reasons)
Stella: You are a fucking embarrassment! I'm not spending another moment looking at your pathetic IMP SUCKING FACE
She storms out of the room shouting the entire time and smashing more plants Stolas just sighs in complete exhaustion, I can relate, before he notices me, and Via have entered the kitchen
Stolas: Good morning you two! Did you sleep well?
Octavia: Was that a serious question?
He opens the refrigerator to get a chunk of zebra meat?
Stolas: Mm-hmm...what's that your listening to?
Octavia: This song is called My Worls Is Burning Down Around Me it's by Fuck You Dad
I see him look down I think he thought Via made a hurtful remark
Xander: (sips whiskey) It's a band
Stolas: (bemusedly) Ohhhh! How charming
I see him feed said meat to a weird plant
Octavia: Are you two done screaming for the day?
Stolas: Ummm?
We hear Stella still screaming and smashing whatever's around her
Stella: For my husband sleeps with an imp now my daughter is seeing a day drinking degenerate!
Xander: (rolls eyes) Blow me you old crow.
Stolas/Octavia: Xander!
Xander: I'm not apologizing for telling the truth.
Stolas: You know what I haven't done in a loong long time? I haven't taken you to your favorite place in all of hell why don't we go to Loo Loo Land?
Octavia: I'm not five anymore
Xander: I don't know bet you were pretty adorable
Octavia: Quiet you
Stolas: You were always so happy when I took you to Loo Loo Land! What do you say we go there again make a day of it
Octavia: I'd rather kill myself
Xander: Like Hell you will
Stolas: There you go! Anything but staying in this house now I'll arrange our security
He picks a phone carried by a now bruised and battered servant
Octavia: Security for a theme park?
Stolas: We're rich and we're hot people want our money and our bodies
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