Another day another shift at IMP Loona is on her phone, like always, whole she is holding a picture of a family with her head in my lap while I'm scratching her ear (she likes scratching) across from us Mox is shaking like a leaf while trying to shoot said picture.
Millie: Moxie, stop shaking your goona shoot our only hellhound.
Loona: Wow I feel so loved here.
Moxie: But it's a family under what circumstances do we need to kill a family?
Aaron: Coming from a woman in an open marriage.
Moxie: Shut it.
Millie: I mean if that's what the client wants.
Moxie: I mean I get a shitty dad or a mob family that's understandable but to eradicate seemly in this case innocent middle class bloodline.
Loona sits up.
Loona: Hey, you don't know if their innocent this kid probably sets dogs on fire, she probably gets off to bullying Australian kids online and this guy this guy defiantly watches.
Aaron: Your so hot when you see the worst in people. (kiss her cheek)
Millie: Exactly humans are full of secret nasties that's why so many of them end up here.
Moxie: But-
Millie: Guilty and innocent aren't our business Mox killing who were paid to is. (kisses her cheek)
Moxie: I just think it's excessive I'm just saying we can be a bit more selective is all.
Blitz: Guys I'd like to meet.
This sudden surprise causes Moxie to shoot the arrow upward causing it to bounce all over the room before blitz caught it.
Blitz: Our newest client.
The eel tank falls over and the office catches fire.
Blitz: Damn it Moxie I just bought those eels.
Now were outside the office Blitz is seeing the client off.
Blitz: Don't worry about a thing we'll get that skank in less than 24 hours, or your first kill is free.
Moxie: When did we start implementing that deal?
Blitz: When you set fire to my office in front of a CLIENT YOU FUCKING BITCH (throws Moxie) Now someone please tell me that fancy book is still intact.
Loona: (on her phone with my arm around her shoulder) You mean our only ticket to the other side (pulls it out) yeah got it right here.
Blitz: And that's why you're my favorite Loonie. (pulls out dog biscuit) You get a tweat now.
Loona: Ew. Stop.
She then eats it like a frog to a fly.
Loona: (Hand over my mouth trying not to puke) Your so gross.
Blitz: Oh, please I get that enough from my therapist.
Aaron: If they haven't locked you away yet I don't trust their judgement.
Blitz: (Ignoring me) (portal opens) Now let's go lick some ass.
Millie: The expression is kick some ass, Blitz. (enters)
Blitz: Mines better (enter)
Aaron: No, it's not (Loona grabs my wrist)
Loona: Be sure to come back.
Aaron: I always do (enter)
Moxie: Oh, fuck (enter)
We exit the portal and see a lone house.
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