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Sabrina: I trust DJ!
Russo: You think he knows what he's doing?
Sabrina: ... I wouldn't go that far...
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Lego: We need a distraction!
TanqR: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Kreek (whispering): It's my time to shine!
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(Before DJ and Sabrina were dating)
Sabrina: I'm crushing on someone, but I'm not sure if I should tell you because you won't like it...
Russo: Just rip the bandage off!
Sabrina: It's DJ...
Russo: ... Put the bandage back on.
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Kreek (drinking coffee): Hey Soph what time is it?
Soph: I'm not sure, pass me the sax.
Kreek: *confused but gives her the sax*
Soph: *plays Careless Whisper very loud and out of tune*
TanqR: SHUT UP! ITS 2 IN THE MORNING!
Soph: It's 2 AM.
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Kreek: I want to wake up with you for the rest of our lives!
Kayla: I wake up at 4:30.
Kreek: ...
Kreek: I want to see you at some point in the day for the rest of our lives!
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Soph: Isn't it weird that we have to pay money to see other people?
Kreek: Plane tickets?
Sabrina: Concert tickets?
Soph (holding up broken frames): GLASSES-
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Lego: Fool me once, I'm going to kill you-
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Kreek: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl!
Kayla: Ok
Kreek: And we can make out during the scary parts ;)
Kayla: Th...
Kayla: The scary parts...
Kayla: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl...?
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Kreek: You lying, cheating, PIECE OF SHIT!
TanqR: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Kreek: I'm leaving you, AND I'M TAKING TIMMEH WITH ME!
Kayla (picking up the Monopoly board): I think that's enough playing for now...
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Kreek: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Russo: Not if they consent to it!
DJ: Eh, depends on who you're stabbing.
Sabrina: YES!
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Sabrina (walking into her house): Hello people who don't live here!
Kreek: Hey!
Kayla: Hi.
Timmeh: Hewwo!
Russo: Wassup!
Sabrina (turns to DJ): I thought I gave you the key for emergencies!
DJ: I ran out of Hot Cheetos!
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Sabrina: You have to apologize to Kreek!
TanqR: Fine... 
TanqR: 'Unfuck you' or whatever...
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Sabrina: I know you snuck out Russo...
DJ: Play dumb!
Russo: Uhh.. who's Russo?
DJ: NOT THAT DUMB!
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Kreek: What are you doing?
TanqR: Either getting ice cream or committing a felony, I'll decide on my way there.
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Kreek: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you!
Lego: 10 times 0 is still 0, though.
Kreek: Jokes on you, I can't do math!
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Soph: I can explain!
Lego: You can?
Soph: Yeah! Just give me 30 seconds to think of a lie...
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HEY NEW BOOK

ALSO IM NOT DEAD :)

Just had major writers block-

But I came back on my birthday so that's fun :)

Have a great day/night/afternoon

-Soph :)

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