who said family had to be blood (zombieland male reader insert)

chapter 7 (y/n)'s organ story

*(y/n) pov*

After that little thiasco with bill murray we decided to play a game of monopoly

little rock rolls the dice and landed on free parking

witchita"ooo.free parking .witch coincidentally is the best thing about zombieland"

true but not the best thing

columbus "no the best thing about z-land no Facebook status updates 'Rob curtis is gearing up for Friday' like who cares"

also true

(y/n)" no the best thing is no more dealing with drunk British tourists"

everyone chucked at that

tallahassee"the best thing no more flushing.epic"

THATS FUCKING DESCUSTING

every one looks at him with descust

(y/n)" and the worst thing about z-land is....."

*flash back*

(BANG)

*end flashback*
I couldn't finish my sentence

columbus " you mean other then that fact I shot bill murray"

tallahassee" thats easy losing buck"

columbus " thats his puppy"

tallahassee "im gonna tell you I never thought I could love any thing like buck. he was just..the day he was born I just lost it"

he was there when his dog was born?

everyone looked down in sorrow

witchita" sorry"

tallahassee " we were..were were 2 peas he had my personality ,my laugh,my appetite"

wait

oh

buck wasn't his dog

he was his son

tallahassee then pulled out a makeshift wallet

tallahassee " we made this wallet together.out of duck tape"

tall just broke down on the spot before wiping away the tears with a few hundred dollar bills. everyone looked at him with sorry face's before columbus turned to me

columbus " what about you? what's your story?"

(y/n)" I fail to see how thats anyone's bisnis but mine"

everyone gave me a look that simply made my crack

(y/n)" I was a cop.and a bloody good one at that"

*flash back*

(just replace max with you)

*end flashback*

(y/n)" for years all I had was my little sister ruby and she meant a lot to me.the hard she'll that formed when our perants died slowly started to open.when I was 19 i joined my local police force and quick sored through the ranks till I became a member of our dog unit and that is when I met elly"

they all looked over at elly who had her head on a pillow

(y/n)" then after a few months I met the love if my life. annie mason"