haven't seen many zombieland stories so I'd fought id make one
(y/n) (l/n) originally a cop in texas but after a turn of events America is now zombieland and all he has left is his dog elly
I was still on bill murray's bed with the bottle of wine from last night
tallahassee" GOD FUCKING DAME IT"
God whats happened now
I slowly got up and walk to the screaming
columbus" whats happened?"
tallahassee" the girls tool the FUCK HUMMER"
OH FOR FUCK SAKE
*witchita pov*
witchita " I almost slept with him.i can't believe it"
little rock " dont act like you wouldn't enjoy it?"
*(y/n) pov*
if there heading to that amusement Park then that's where the hummer is
elly ran up to my with a box of shotgun shells in her mouth
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(y/n)" good girl"
columbus started packing a bag full if supplies and amo
tallahassee then walked in carrying a surf bord
tallahassee " hey you weren't exactly going to score any way.and you weren't storming the trenches before me and shoty came along.its why I don't let people close you only get burnt the only person I've let get close to me in the past few months is shoty and thats because he's a bad ass.
columbus " you don't say"
tallahassee " Mexico! you know what they call twinkes in Mexico? losubmarinos. thats were me and shoty are heading amigo"
columbus " what ever"
*time skip*
tallahassee was packing up a car
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columbus had just put on a leather jacket and got on a harly
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waste of a good harly in my opinion
tallahassee " well im not grate at fear well so... that'll do kid"
columbus"thats the worst goodbye I've ever heard and you stole it from a movie"
tall gave him a slap on the back
tallahassee " tell the ladys I said hay"
(y/n)" tell them im fucking pisst off"
columbus " you know there pictures in someone's wallet two"
he put the helmet on and took off
then he crashed
tall just drove the car up to him
tallahassee " hop in the car evil knivel let's go ride those rolacosters"
columbus " thanks"
columbus got in and I got out
tallahassee " what are you doing?"
(y/n)" its a good harly im not leving it and I know what I'm doing"
