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TWO ;
hitties

messages !


unknown
hey :]

girl from target
omg hiiii

unknown
i'm ngl I really didn't think you'd respond
so I don't really know where to go from here
I didn't think this far ahead 😅

girl from target
yikes
idk you could maybe try and
tell me your name for starters?

unknown
OH
right

girl from target
nice to meet you right!

unknown
😐
i'm Alex
You gave me your number when we ran into each other at target lol
I think we might be in a class together too?

girl from target
oh no
bestie this is about to get SUPER awkward

Alex
???

girl from target
idk how to tell you this but that
girl is a SNAKE and gave
you a fake number
well
she gave you a wrong number
MY number
this is so awkward now omg

Alex
you're joking...

???
afraid not my love
she doesn't deserve you king
dw we can be bffs now <3

Alex
actually I think i'd rather drive off a cliff 👍🏼
you can just pretend that you don't know me and move on with your life

???
I quite literally don't know
you so that'll be easy!

Alex
this is so goddamn embarrassing oh my god
sorry for bothering you

???
the only thing you should be
sorry for is not asking me
what my name is

Alex
my bad
too busy changing my entire
identity so it'll be easier to make
it so that I never existed in the first place

???
a bit of an overreaction dont u think?

Alex
NO
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW HUMILIATING THIS IS

???
STOP YELLING AT ME MF

Alex
sorry
I'm a little hysterical rn
how am I supposed to face her in class tomorrow jesus christ

???
who

Alex
THE GIRL WHO GAVE ME A DIFFERENT NUMBER WHEN I ASKED FOR HERS IDIOT
sorry again
misdirected anger

???
oh
just pretend you never attempted
to text her and move on w your life duh

Alex
no that's a stupid idea
she'll 100% know when I burst into tears the second she walks into the classroom

???
am I talking to a 12 year old rn
omg
sorry I called you a mf I didn't mean it

Alex
...i'm in law school actually

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