𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄, quackity

SIX.

SIX ;
" June "

messages !

Alex 🐡
hi june
did you still need that math problem solved?

June
omg hi bf
if you have the answer then yes

Alex 🐡
I was afraid you were going to say that

June
why?
do u not actually have an answer
omg did u just want to talk to me 🤭

Alex 🐡
nope
I'm sorry in advance for this :]

•

THIS IS A MISTAKE :]
Quackity, George, June

Alex 🐡
sigh
let's just get this over with
george this is june
june this is george
aka the man who's been holding your answer hostage like the asshole he is
aka the most evil little man I know

June
omg hiii

George
hi "june"
if that's even your real name

June
it's not
it's all been one big prank this entire time
maybe i'm not even a girl
everybody point and laugh at alex
😐

George
yikes
this is a bit awkward now isn't it?

Alex 🐡
don't listen to her idiot
i've literally heard her voice before

George
oh...wow
didn't realize you guys were already at that point in your relationship
how'd you meet anyways ?

Alex 🐡
don't answer that

June
some girl gave him my phone
number instead of hers and
called him a dumb loser
oh
um
oops?
i'm so sorry pls don't break up with me

Alex 🐡
MF
HES NEVER GONNA LET THAT GO

June
DONT YELL AT ME
it's not good to fight this early in our relationship alex
you'll doom us

Alex 🐡
good
maybe that's my goal

George
ew
stop flirting in front of me before I throw up

June
omg I forgot you were there
that's so embarrassing
anyways i'm not flirting with him dummy
i'm just hot and it's not my fault everything I say comes across as flirting

George
...right
anyways
why are u guys even still in contact
people don't normally befriend the random people who accidentally text them "June"

June
wtf
maybe he befriended ME
what then "george"

George
then i'd call u a liar obviously

June
as if I care what someone named GEORGE says
ur probably like 65 years old

Alex 🐡
woah wtf
how'd you guess his exact age ??????