𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄, quackity

ONE.

ONE ;
mason greyback

messages !

juni 🧡
maia
maia
maia
you'll NEVER guess what
happened to me today

mai🤍
june
june
june
im kind of scared to guess
what happened?

juni 🧡
okay well first off do u remember
that episode of wizards of waverly place when alex and mason were throwing water
balloons down at people ???

mai🤍
what kind of dumb question is that
of course I remember

juni 🧡
WELL THAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY

mai🤍
omg you got water balloons
thrown at you???

juni 🧡
what no
why would you think that
anyways
I WAS SITTING ON MY ROOF AND MY NEIGHBOR WAS UP THERE TOO AND HE SMILED AT ME AND THEN OFFERED ME A DIY WATER BALLOON
it was so romantic
I dropped it in front my nasty other
neighbor who gives me dirty
looks all the time
it was so #romantic

mai🤍
okay a lot to unpack here
what exactly is a DIY water balloon?

juni 🧡
...
a little ziplock bag with a couple
of holes poked in it

mai🤍
YOU DROPPED A BAG OF WATER ON SOMEBODY ??? ISNT YOUR NEIGHBOR LIKE A 70 YEAR OLD LADY ???

juni 🧡
DETAILS DONT MATTER
besides 🙄 it didn't hit her
just landed behind her

mai🤍
and you wonder why she hates your guts smh

juni 🧡
😐

mai🤍
wait
isn't your other neighbor like a middle aged dad?

juni 🧡
a dilf if you will

mai🤍
absolutely not
wtf was he doing up there

juni 🧡
I didn't ask...

mai🤍
wait back up
what were YOU doing up there?

juni 🧡
hanging out
why

mai🤍
you're going to be the reason I
have a heart attack omg

juni 🧡
wtf
don't blame me for ur old lady
body hating you

mai🤍
SHUT UP

juni 🧡
yeah okay whatever u say grandma
🙄

mai🤍
june

juni 🧡
maia

mai🤍
stop talking to strange old men on rooftops
wow
that's a sentence I never thought i'd have to say

juni 🧡
NO
what if I meet the love of my life up there ?

mai🤍
I don't care
just move to england and i'll help you
find a bf in a perfectly normal and not so sketchy way

juni 🧡
ha yeah okay
NOT
YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A BF

mai🤍
that may be true
but IM not delusional enough to think i'll meet my soulmate on the rooftop of a building that has mostly old people living in it

juni 🧡
what if i'm into older guys
( spoiler alert : I am  )

mai🤍
well you'd have to be into being a home wrecker as well and that's not cute
don't do that june 🔪

juni 🧡
I WOULD NEVER
im just saying 🙄 it's entirely
possible that I meet the love
of my life on a rooftop idk why u can't just continue to be my emotional support best friend and stop JUDGING me

mai🤍
as your emotional support best friend it's actually my job to judge you just a little bit

juni 🧡
no
you're actually just supposed to support me
emotionally
duh

mai🤍

juni 🧡
STOP IT
THATS LITERALLY NOT ME

mai🤍
🤨
you guys literally have the same name
which def makes you the same person
physics and all that

juni 🧡
maia
you're an idiot
the biggest idiot I know in fact

mai🤍
good luck finding another person that won't snitch on you for dumping a gallon of water on an elderly lady from your roof

juni 🧡
IT WAS JUST A LITTLE ZIPLOCK BAG
STFU
you can't escape me maia
i'll sell that picture of your feet online

mai🤍
do it
maybe i'll get rich

juni 🧡
you won't
your feet are ugly

mai🤍
blocked
goodnight
hope your old lady neighbor pushes you off your roof so I dont have to listen to your slander ever again
or the dilf
either works
<3

juni 🧡