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Athena: For the last time, "your" and "you're" are different things! "Your" is a possessive, and "you're" is a contraction of "you are".

Lilith: My fire.

Elan: The one desire.

Lucifer: Believe when I say.

Goldie: I WANT IT THAT WAY!

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Emily: Hey Riot!

Riot *Cries*

Emily: RIOT WHAT'S WRONG?!

Riot: It's just... I'm allergic to angels...

Emily: How are you allergic to yourself? :(

Riot:*cries more*

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Athena: We need to plan an attack.

Dan: I have a plan.

Athena: What?

Dan: WE ATTACK!

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Magnus: *wandering around Los Volmos at night*

Lilith behind him: Alone are we? How sad. How pathetic—

Magnus: You said we so you're also alone.

Lilith:

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Crystal Blue: Are you crying?

Wade: No, I'm just having an allergic reaction.

Crystal Blue: To what?

Wade: To life.

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Wynton: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.

Shun: Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Dan: Philosophy is wondering if that makes ketchup a smoothie.

Lia: Common sense is knowing a ketchup is not smoothie.

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Dan: Sheeps go baa.

Ajit: Cows go moo.

Magnus: Shut up before I kill both of you.

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Lucifer: If you hear weird noises in the night, just make weirder noises to establish dominance.

Emily: …

Emily: Those high-pitched screeches I've been hearing lately are coming from you…?

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Lucifer: I can be intimidating!

Athena: Lucifer, you're litterally a cinnamon roll. You can't even hurt a fly.

Lia: Seconded.

Magnus, who witnessed everything he did: You fools.

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Masato: Elan, are you with us?

Elan: Physically? Yes. Mentally? I'm in a renaissance painting wearing a white silky dress and looking wistfully into the distance.

Masato: Is that a yes, or are you trying to freak me out?

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