Since I'm going so slow with chapter 7 have some Quotes with the Bad Guys ^u^
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Horror: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Cross: Nope, absolutely not.
Dust: I hope it sucks whatever your going through.
Killer: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life
Error: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you
Nightmare: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
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Horror: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Cross: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Dust: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Killer: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil.
Error: I was taking a cup of noodles out the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Nightmare:
Nightmare: I have emotional scars
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Error: I CAN'T DO IT!
Cross, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER
Error: I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE!
Dust: WELL I'LL TELL YOU EHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Error:
Error: I appreciate it,
Error: BUT LOOK AT WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Killer: Error-
Error: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Horror: Error we gotta-
Error: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND, YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Error: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Error, motioning to a mad Nightmare: NOT FUCKING THIS!
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Nightmare: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Horror: Okay, but what is updog?
Cross: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Killer: Not, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Error: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the forth largest city in Sweden.
Dust: Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Nightmare: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Killer: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Cross: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Horror: What's a henway?
Nightmare: Oh, about five pounds.
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Nightmare: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat
Horror: >:O language
Cross: Yeah watch your fucking language
Killer: OKAY WHO TAUGHT CROSS THE FUCK WORD?
Error: 'The fuck word'.
Dust: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Cross: Oh my god they censored it
Error: Say fuck, Dust
Cross: Do it, Dust. Say fuck.
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Dust: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Horror: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Killer: In that case, we are definitely lost
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Dust: Hey Horror,
Horror: Yes?
Dust: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Horror:
Horror: Where's Killer?
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Horror: What time is it?
Killer: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
Killer: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Dust: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING!
Killer: It's 2am
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Welp hope you found these quotes funny and stupid :) I'm working on chapter 7 as fast as I can
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