pehli teej milan!

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Note :- In this part also both have not proposed each other.begins with a beautiful morning in pandya nivas!

In shiVi's Room!

Raavi is standing in front of mirror!

Raavi - raavi jaldi kar....aaj tujhe late kaise ho gaya? Tu abhi uth rahi hai....kaki ke inn sawalon ka jawab bhi toh dena hai.....shiva ne raat ko sone nahi diya hoga....krish ke iss teasing session se bhi toh bachna hai....jaldi kar!!!!

Raavi's babbling wakes up Shiva.

Shiva - ehh somnath ki sasti metro 🚆 itni jaldbaazi mein kahan jaaa rahi hai?

Raavi - shiva tu nah mujhe pareshan mat kar....ek toh main already late ho chuki hoon...aur tu hai ki....

Shiva - abeee eee...adult movie tujhe dekhni thi.....kya bol rahi thi...."shiva tu toh mera pati hai....main tere sath nahi dekhungi toh kiske sath dekhungi?".

Raavi - shhhhhhhh...shiva kya kar raha hai....itne zor se bolega toh poore ghar ke logon ko pata chal jaayega....

Shiva - ab pata chala? Kal raat main bhi tujhe yahin bol raha tha...ki gadhedi chilla mat....tune toh mujhe shuru hi karne nahi diya....badi aayi khataron ke khilaadi banne!

Raavi - sh...shiva tu kaisa hai? Ekdum emraan Hashmi ki tarah kuch bhi khule aam bol deta hai....kar deta hai! Shaadi se pehle toh tuu bilkul bhi aisa nahi tha.....

Shiva - abee...eee...yeh saari baatein kya main har kisi ladki se karte firoon? Log apne partners se hi yeh saari baatein share karte hai.....

Raavi - aur karna bhi mat kisi se....warna dhara di se keh kar teri entry band karwa dungi main ...samjha?

Shiva - haan meri maa samjh gaya....(raavi glared 🤨) haan meri joru....! Ab theek?

Raavi - achha shiva-"

"Ehhh raaaaavi!!!! Kahan reh gayi? Teri subhah Abhi tak nahi hui kya? Aur yeh shiva bhi abhi tak utha nahi hai????? Shaadi ke baad yeh siva bhi late uthne laga hai....". Suman shouting from angan.

Raavi - ohh No! Shiva...mujhe kaki ke paas jaana hoga...warna woh mera boriyaa...bistar band kar maasi ke paas bhej degi....

Shiva - aree aise-kaise bhej degi? Fir mera kya hoga? Saying this he stands up from the bed and lifts Raavi in ​​his arms.

Ab toh tujhe maa ke paas aise hi le kar jaaunga....aur kahunga....maaaa...agar tune chipkali ko ghar se nikala toh main bhi uss nagin mami se chipkala ban kar chipak jaaunga! Aur uske ghar ka ghar jamai bhi ban jaaunga...lekin meri joru ko aise khud se durr jaane nahi dunga! Seedhi baat,No bakwaas! (Raavi starts laughing 😂)

Raavi - maasi ka ghar jamai baad mein banna....pehle toh tu mujhe leja ke dikha.... I'm 100% sure tuu aadhe raaste mein hi mujhe neeche utaar dega!

Shiva - challenge kar rahi hai? Ab tu dekh....-"

Raavi - dhara..di.....😳

Shiva - ah...bhabhi..woh..woh.bas...😳
Chipkali!!!! Tujhe toh main!!!!😠

Raavi - hahahahaha 😅😂😂🤣 sorry shiva....lekin abhi mujhe kaki ke paas jana hai..... tujhse baad mein cat fight karungi....😂😂😂😂

and Raavi runs from there....Shiva also follows her.

In angan!

Shivi look at each other and teases....

Suman - sivaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! Kamra hai nah tumdono ke paas? 🌝

Shiva's focus is still on Raaaaavi....Raavi signals to him to look at Maaaa....but..but humara shiva uska matlab hi galat le leta hai.....🌝(you guys know nah what I mean?)

"Fir kya suman maa shiva par paani ki barasat kardeti hai....!"🌝🤒🥶

Shiva - ah.....maa....aa....maaaa..maa 🥶🥶🥶

Raavi giggles 😂

Suman - chalo yeh petticoatchhap ne pallu chhoda apni biwi ka ab main apni baat karti hoon....toh...( She again looks at Shiva and Raavi. Because our pyaare shivi is still lost in each other😗🙈💏) Meri chhadi de...krish chhadi de meri ....tumdono ko angan mein aana hi nahi tha....mere angane mein tamaro su kaam che? Aur shiva tu???? Gadheda! Suraj sar pe chhada tuu abhi nahaya kyu nahi?

Shiva - maa woh raaavi-"😗

Suman - haaaan! Raaavi .....do bete kam the? Ki ab tuu bhi apni biwi ke peeche pada rehta?nahi bhyi bata de....woh kya kahin jaa rahi hai? Nahi .."Jaaa toh rahi hai!!!!".

Shiva and Raavi look at each other shockingly 😳

Raavi - kaki please....innn sab mein meri koi galti nahi hai....yeh sab aapke laal ki galti hai....main toh keh rahi thi subha...ki mujhe-"afhjnngdv mknbdx bn....(Shiva covered her face before Raavi could say anything.)

Shiva - maaa....iss chipkali ki baat chhodon meri suno....aaj ke baad aisa nahi hoga pakka ....teri kasam(suman glares🤨) ma... matlab bhabhi ki kasam.....

Dhara - ehhh shiva tu meri kasam mat kha.....kyuki tu aur teri chipkali kahin par bhi shuru ho jaate ho....tumdono ke chakkar mein main tapak gayi toh? Nahi baba nahi....😳😳😳😳

Suman - areee bhyi....koi mujhe kuch kehne dega? Toh main bolu?(everyone nodded) toh ....(again...she look at shiVi🤨)aree bhyi ab toh chhod de....( Shiva ne raavi ke muh se apna hath hataya🙈😂) toh....kal hai teej milan....dhara ko iske baarein mein pata hai kem dhara????( Dhara nodded) haan....meri brand new joh do bahuyein aayi hai....patrani aur kaagdi ki bhatiji....tumlog kaan khol kar sunoge.... yeh tyohaar tumlog ki yahan nahi manegi....yeh tyohaar manegi kaagdi ke ghar!!!!

Shiva - nahi!😳( Suman look at him🤨) mera matlab....ki maa nagin mami toh kanjoos hai...agar usne meri chipkali ko (again suman look at him 🤨) matlab ki raavi ki pehli teej kharab kar di toh....? Chipkali toh poori raavi ro rokar meri neend barbaad kardegi....

Suman - tujhe abhi bhi neend hi lagi hai? Abhi sokar utha hai aur fir sone ki baat kar raha hai....? Eh krish de meri chhadi!!!!!!

Shiva - maa main toh issliye keh raha tha...kyuki tu hi soch ....jab tere pota poti honge... unhein pata chalega ki unki mummy ki pehli teej kharab ho gayi unki dadi ki wajah se unhein kaisa lagega? Dekh ...mujhe pata hai tujhe bhi achha nahi lagega....iss-"

Krish - hmmmm🌝 ... Shiva main samjh raha hoon....ki tujhe bhabhi ki kitni fikar hai.....kaise kal raat bhabhi darr ke maarein cheekh rahi thi(shiVi 😳😳😳) main jaanta hoon tu aaj kal bhabhi ko khataron ke khilaadi banne ki training de raha hai....🌝🌝🌝🌝

Everyone understands the meaning of this 🌝🌝🌝🌝except Suman🥲🙂. Everyone starts teasing Shiva and Raavi.

Rishita - maa krish sahi keh raha hai....raavi abhi bahuuuuuaaaaut darti hai 🌝, abhi naya naya hai nah? Do teen dinn pehle toh maine bhi suni thi "cheekh" i mean darr....uska darr thoda kam hone do ...uske baad toh maze hi maze hai....kyu shiva???🌝

Suman - eh dev yeh teri waali kya bolti hai nah? Tu hi samjh...aur tumdono kis cheez ki training chal rahi hai....????🤨🤨🤨🤨

Here our Shiva and Raavi have turned red completely 😳😳😳😳 First Raavi goes to her room, after that Shiva also goes to the room. Raavi throws a pillow at Shiva as soon as he enters the room.😳😳😳😳 Both are sitting stealing glances from each other.

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