It was a normal day in the house
The sky is blue
The flowers are singing
And a wild Sayori.exe was munching on some cookies
Sayori.exe: mmm~
Y/n: *whispers to Monika.exe* does she even eat anything else besides cookies?
Monika.exe: *whispers to Y/n* well she sometimes eats Natsuki's cupcakes
Y/n: *whispers to Monika.exe* yea but, has she eaten something that isn't junk?
Monika.exe: *whispers to Y/n* (-_-) believe me we tried....
As Sayori.exe picked up another cookie, the cookie slipped out of her hands falling onto the floor
Sayori.exe: *gasp* Fuck!!
Monika.exe: 0_0
Y/n: .......
Monika.exe: Sayori!! You can't say that kind of language
Sayori.exe: Doesn't Lunatic You say that stuff all the time?
Y/n: .......who?
Sayori.exe: huh?
Y/n:
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Who?
Sayori.exe: *slightly shaking* L-L-Lunatic M-Monika
Y/n: ......
Y/n: ......Monika
Monika.exe: y-y-yes?
Y/n: Bat.....Now
Monika.exe: But don't you think that's going a littl-
Y/n: *stares at her* Bat. Now
Monika.exe: *shaking* ok...
Monika.exe gives Y/n his trusty bat
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(Don't ask why he has this kind of bat)
Y/n: *takes the bat* I'll be right back....
Y/n then proceeds to walk up the stairs in a calm but creepy manner
Heck, even Lady Y moved out of his way when he was going down the hallway
Monika.exe: ....
Sayori.exe: ....
Lady Y: ....You think she wou-
Not even 1 minute you can hear banging and screaming upstairs
???: YOU WILL LEARN TO NOT SAY SUCH LANGUAGE TO THE CHILD!!!!
???2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Monika.exe: (0_0) Guess not
Sayori.exe: (;-;) My cookie....
Lady Y: (0_0) .....hot
YOU ARE READING
Roommates with Monika.exe
Fanfiction(Idk why I'm doing this I was dared to and just went with it so I have no idea what to write but enjoy) (Also all art is not mine and belongs to their rightful creators) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You are a normal 19 year old dude with...
