Hp girls × Fem Reader [oneshots]

'rip that pussy'-Hermoine granger

Ron: I hate cats

Y/n: same

*hermoine walks in*

Hermoine: that was not what you said yesterday you said you loved my p..

Y/n: LALALA, Shut up, LALALA

Ron:

*harry chokes on his pumpkin juice*

End hope you enjoyed hermoines pussy

I meant crookshanks ofc what did you think I meant you dirty little thing