Hermoine scenarios #1

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Y/n: hermoine stop reading my diary

Hermoine: I haven't read your diary

Ron: what makes you think she read your diary

Y/n: well let me see- I DON'T THINK THAT THE BOOK CORRECTS ITSELF
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*y/n steals food from Rons plate while he isn't looking*

Harry: *gasps* i- how are you even alive right now

Hermoine: he doesn't even let me do that

Y/n: oh well basically I threatened him that I will cut of his balls and feed it to him if he doesn't let me take his food

Hermoine: really

Y/n: NO bitch I just took it while he wasn't looking
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Ron: I love you

Hermoine: I lo-

(Y/n from across the room)
Y/n: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE SHIT BEFORE I FEED YOUR STUPID RAT TO MY CAT
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Hermoine: You know what you can sleep on the floor tonight

Y/n: I'd rather not it's very cold

Hermoine: GET ON THE FLOOR BITCH
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*in potion class*

Hermoine:why is it so hard

Y/n: *giggles*

Hermoine: y/n no

Y/n: that what was she said
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