(Un)Holy communion. 2:30 PM
thing2: I'm gonna put Ralph on my dni list
BandMother: STOP I DIDN'T LETBYOU USE MY AIRPODS BC THEY'RE NEW I PROMISE I'LL LET YOU USE THEM NEXT TIME </333
thing2: YOU SAY THAT ALL THE TIME.
BandMother: DON'T GASLIGHT ME LIKE THIS
ChoirFather: gaslighting ralph? Fill me in
Gayestchoirmember: tHE FUNNIEST THING JUST HAPPENED.
Sekaii: what happened?
ChoirFather: oh my god.....
Gayestchoirmember: ME AND JACK WERE LISTENING TO MUSIC IN THE BACK OF JACK'S MUM'S CAR AND SHE WAS LIKE "what're you listening to? Must be romantic if Jack looks all giddy like that"
ChoirFather: I WAS LAUGHING BECAUSE THE SONG WAS SO GOOFY
BandMother: what was the song omg
Gayestchoirmember: THE ONE HE GOT ASSIGNED ON INSTA LAST WEEK.
ChoirFather: i cant believe i got ambushed by my own MOTHER.
BandMother: HAH. Also your mom has to pick me up starting next week
ChoirFather: ew you can walk to my house.
thing1: wait huh. Elaborate
BandMother: basically my mom works overshift now and she doesn't feel comfortable with leaving me home alone and Jack lives literally 2 minutes from me so his mom agreed to pick me up after school and I'll walk from there when my mom gets home.
thing1: WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME TO OUR HOUSE?
thing2: YEAH WE'VE GOT MORE ROOM
BandMother: I don't wanna walk 10 minutes home.
Besides Jack can deal with me for a few hours isn't that right dear father 🫶🫶🫶🫶
ChoirFather: no.
Gayestchoirmember: L. Can you deal with me 🥺🥺🥺
ChoirFather: you're putting me in a rough situation Roger.
Gayestchoirmember: WOW OK. I SEE HIW IT IS DNI.
BandMother: ayo roger just saying if you wanna divorce jack i'm here ahahaha
Gayestchoirmember: WHY'D YOU SEND THAT STUPID DEBBY RYAN SMIRK. Also bet 🥴🥴
ChoirFather: i never expected this from you Ralph....... You stole my wife..... YOU SET UP A MARRIAGE WITH MY WIFE.
Gayestchoirmember: uhm get it right you're MY wife. I'm the alpha
ChronicallyOffline: what did I walk in on.