(Un)Holy Communion. 11:15 AM
Sekaii: Can I talk about how much I love my astronomy class
BandMother: I thought you had marine biology?
Sekaii: I took a gamble and got BOTH. And NOW I HAVE 2 THINGS I ENJOY!!!!!
BandMother: SO YOU GOT ASTRONOMY RECENTLY???
Sekaii: YEP YEP!! TRADED IT FOR SPEECH AND DEBATE
Gayestchoirmember: didn't you literally get an invite from the school to be apart of a law scholarship?
Sekaii: yeah....? I'm not gonna take it though
ChoirFather: Simon I'm gonna kill you that is a FULL TUITON COVERED FOR COLLEGE
Sekaii: I KNOW BUT LIKE I DON'T WANNA DO IT????
Uncapableofanycrimes: wtf i want a scholarship
Pissbaby: you're too stupid to get one
Uncapableofanycrimes: everyday I slowly hope something bad happens yo you
Caffeineaddict: at this point doxx him
BandMother: can we talk about how it should be illegal to put the intervals on the tv anything other than 5 or 0
thing1: AGREED.
mexicanfoodincident: my mom literally forces us to have our tvs on 11 at all times.
ChoirFather: at this point run away bc wtf
Sekaii: "ok kids make sure to have your tvs ALWAYS on 11, the most aesthetically unpleasing number to have it on when it could just be 10 or 15"
Gayestchoirmember: CAN YOU EVEN HEAR ON 11????
mexicanfoodincident: NO MY TV'S ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE ROOM
BandMother: I think Bill secretly lives in a military camp or something
mexicanfoodincident: honestly I wouldn't be surprised if I secretly did
ChoirFather: I have personal beef with your mom
thing2: thinking about how Sam has to be in school rn but I don't
BandMother: SGA FIELD TRIPS >>>>>>
thing1: THIS IS LITERALLY UNFAIR I WANNA ENJOY MY DAY TOO
Sekaii: sga kids /neg
BandMother: WHT
Sekaii: except you and eric you two are cool
Gayestchoirmember: nah screw them both I hate sga kids
ChoirFather: damn politicians. Wtf donyou wanna run a school for???? To be a professional LIAR in your future???
thing2: do.... Do you have beef with politicians?
ChoirFather: YEA BECAUSE MY DAD IS ONE AND I HATE MY DAD
BandMother: oh!
Gayestchoirmember: we get it Jack we're all fatherless
BandMother: not me. I love my dad
ChoirFather: I'm gonna hunt you down.
BandMother: SORRY FOR HAVING A DAD THAT ISN'T A POLITICIAN?????
Sekaii: anyways back to astronomy we're learning abt moon phases
ChoirFather: oooo what phase is the moon gonna be today?
Sekaii: I CAN'T PREDICT IT???
Gayestchoirmember: it's gonna be gay just like you Jack
ChoirFather: I'm gonna go missing under mysterious circumstances and it's gonna be all your fault
Gayestchoirmember: bc I'm gonna keep you in my basement <3
Sekaii: this got mildly concerning very fast
ChronicallyOffline: It is Roger, what do you expect?
Sekaii: yknow you're so right
Gayestchoirmember: IM GONNA CALL YOU A DEROGATORY TERM.
BandMother: Roger no offense but you talk about the SCARIEST things
mexicanfoodincident: off topic but I love Simon's slow descent into true insanity
Sekaii: not even Pyrite girl can save me from this groupchat
Gayestchoirmember: WHY DO YOU STILL LISTEN TO VOCALOID???
Sekaii: a u t i s m m u s i c
Uncapableofanycrimes: @ChoirFather my favorite fatherless father 🫶🫶🫶
ChoirFather: I mean I have a dad I just refuse to claim his m as my father yknow? Key difference
Gayestchoirmember: UHHHHH @mexicanfoodincident DO YOU HAVE A CHARGER MY PHONE IS LITERALLY ABOUG TO DIE
mexicanfoodincident: sure I'll give it to you next period
Gayestchoirmember: do you wanna become my lover bill
mexicanfoodincident: no I need to convince Henry to have a homosexual situation-ship with me
Gayestchoirmember: WHY HENRY????
mexicanfoodincident: because I'm desperate
Pissbaby: SCREW YOU THATS WHY I CAN PULL AND YOU CAN'T
BandMother: I FEEL YOU BILL DW
ChoirFather: shut up you're practically dating Simon
Sekaii: practically?
BandMother: WE ARENT DATINF
Sekaii: i thought we were after halloween??????
BandMother: HUH?
Sekaii: WHAT?????
Gayestchoirmember: hold on now I'M confused
BandMother: WE WERE?????
Sekaii: WAS THAT CONFESSION NOT AN INVITATION TO START DATING????
BandMother: WE CONFESSED???
ChoirFather: Ralph and his shit memory
Sekaii: wait am I tripping or did you not say you loved me
BandMother: I DID I REMEMBER THAT
Sekaii: THAT WAS PLATONIC???
BandMother: I forgot
Sekaii: jesus christ
thing1: from what I ASSUMED, you two have been together since we were all like 10
BandMother: WHAT NO
Sekaii: MY BRAIN HURTS????
Gayestchoirmember: I only remember Maurice falling over in that haunted house
Uncapableofanycrimes: you're going to hell for mentioning that. Deep pits of hell.
Sekaii: ralph do you wanna like fix whatever tf is happening in dms
Gayestchoirmember: NO FIX IT HERE I'M NOSY
ChoirFather: agreed
Gayestchoirmember: that I'm nosy? Or to fix it here
ChoirFather: both
Gayestchoirmember: yknow you're really mean to me i'm only in love with you for tax benefits
ChoirFather: what tax benefits we can't even legally get married 💀💀
Gayestchoirmember: .....
Sekaii: HAH
