(Un)Holy communion. 8:37 PM
BandMother: Jack stole all my candy 🫶
ChoirFather: your reese's were rather yummy
Uncapableofdoinganycrimws: HOW WERE THEY GOOD YOU EAT THEM WITH THE WRAPPER ON IT.
Caffeineaddict: WHAT.
ChoirFather: the shell adds flavor.
Caffeineaddict: YOU DID NOT JUST OPENLY ADMIT THAT.
BandMother: roger what do you see in this man 😭😭😭
Gayestchoirmember: not much tbh I've been considering infidelity
ChoirFather: WHAT.
Gayestchoirmember: I can only deal with a man who eATS HIS REESES PEANUT BUTTER CUPS WITH THE WRAPPER AND REFERS TO IT AS THE SHELL FOR SO LONG.
ChoirFather: Ok "I only eat the purple skittles"
Sekaii: ew you literally chose the nastiest ones to like the green ones are better
BandMother: Simon. Ily. But no. It's the red
thing2: you don't just pour them all into your mouth and have one big flavor pile?
Sekaii: what is wrong with you that made my stomach hurt just from reading it
Gayestchoirmember: no wait Eric that's so smart
thing1: it tastes like fruity pebbles!!!
Caffeineaddict: you look like a fruity pebbles enjoyer
thing1: wtf is that supposed to mean.
Uncapableofanycrimes: it's because you're gay and literally bOUGHT ME SOMETHING OFF MY AMAZON WISHLIST
thing1: I mean. Easy gift ideas right there
ChoirFather: shut up. Anyways I can't believe you all don't like the reeses shell
Sekaii: because we're normal.....
ChoirFather: SIMON. YOU LIKE ALMOND HERSHEYS.
Sekaii: AT LEAST I DON'T EAT PAPER????
thing2: nonono. I'd rather the paper because aLMONDS???? WHY
Sekaii: IT'S BETTER THAN EATING PAPER-
BandMother: I can only apologize for so much
mexicanfoodincident: you all are disgusting
Uncapableofanycrimes: my candy consumption is pretty normal
Gayestchoirmember: Maurice you unironically like candycorn.
thing1: death penalty. Now.
thing2: DIE. LITERALLY DIE
Uncapableofanycrimes: THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME ON MY BIRTHDAY??
mexicanfoodincident: your username is a lie
BandMother: I feel like Roger likes candy the normalest way. Besides the nasty purple skittles
Gayestchoirmember: Thank you Ralph wanna get married
BandMother: sure
ChoirFather: UHM I OBJECT????
Gayestchoirmember: hater
Sekaii: this jean jacket is sweaty
BandMother: take it off
Sekaii: no its cold. The jacket's just sweaty from earlier
ChoirFather: how much did you sweat 💀💀💀
Sekaii: a lot
Gayestchoirmember: we can tell
Pissbaby: I got a girl's phone number at a party.
mexicanfoodincident: NO WAY
Caffeineaddict: HE CAN PULL????
BandMother: poor girl....
Pissbaby: I hope someone hits you with a frying pan
BandMother: @ChoirFather I agree its time to unadopt him
ChoirFather: FINALLY
Sekaii: omg im home bye guyssss
BandMother: SAY HI TO PERCIVAL AND MULLY FOR ME 🫶🫶🫶🫶
Caffeineaddict: who tf is mully
BandMother: ITS SIMON'S OTHER ADOPTIVE BROTHER!! IDK HIS NAME SO I CALL HIM MULLY
Caffeineaddict: OHHHHH. Aha I knew that
thing2: liar
Caffeineaddict: Eric likes black licorice.
Sekaii: I can't do this
Sekaii has left this conversation
Caffeineaddict: not even gonna lie bro I'd leave too.
Uncapableofanycrimes: HELP.
