(Un)Holy Communion.     1:13 PM

Gayestchoirmember: I literally do not get Jack's proportions

Sekaii: I'm gonna need you to elaborate

Gayestchoirmember: Why does he have the biggest case of baby face I've seen, meanwhile he's giant.

BRO LOOKS LIKE A 175cm BABY. AND IT MAKES NO SENSE?????

Sekaii: he's 175????

ChoirFather: wtf why are you talking abt how tall I am

Gayestchoirmember: BECAUSE YOU AS A HUMAN BEING MAKE NO SENSE??? HOW ARE YOU GONNA LOOK LIKE YOU JUST CAME OUT THE WOMB BUT BE HELLA TALL.

ChoirFather: If anything Ralph looks questionable

BandMother: I hope you trip at the game today

ChoirFather: STOP.

Gayestchoirmember: ew I forgot there's a rugby game today. I actually have to play ugh

Sekaii: no sitting in the band section and throwing markers at kids in the student section!!!!

BandMother: I LOVE THAT PART OF THE GAME

Gayestchoirmember: I'm about to quit rugby tbh I literally hate it

BandMother: wait also who's in the pep rally again

Sekaii: Select mixed choir

BandMother: oh how am I gonna do both

Sekaii: I mean we only do the national anthem

ChoirFather: and the halftime song.

Gayestchoirmember: NOOOOO I WANNA BE IN THE HALFTIME SONG.

thing1: I BOUGHT TICKETS FOR THE PEP RALLY

thing2: and I'll be at the game bc hehe color guard

Gayestchoirmember: wait gimme a second I forgot my damn position

ChoirFather: what.

Sekaii: are yall gonna do that cringey thing where after the game you two are gonna like hug tightly or smth

Gayestchoirmember: absolutely

ChoirFather: ew no you'll be all sweaty

Sekaii: I'd give anything for that experience tbh

BandMother: cough

ChoirFather: I HATE YOU AND HOW GAY YOU ARE.

BandMother: can you stfu and let me shoot my shot goddamnit

Sekaii: bro i'd let you hug me and dramatically spin me around after a game

BandMother: bro are you asking me out

Sekaii: ehe

thing1: EWWWW

Uncapableofanycrimes: SAM UR GOING TO THE GAME???2?2?2!2!!2 I'LL BE THERE!!!!

thing1: Roger how much are tickets?

Gayestchoirmember: gn ur so gay I'm not even telling you after that go die you homo I hate gay people

mexicanfoodincident: bro's salty Jack doesn't wanna give him a hug after the game

Gayestchoirmember: he makes me violently homophobic I hate Jack /j

ChoirFather: love you too

Gayestchoirmember: HWJANANAMSKSSNNDND

Sekaii: you guys are actually really cute when you act like you don't hate each other yknow

Gayestchoirmember: yeah but neither of us are actually affectionate out of text.

ChoirFather: especially Roger

Gayestchoirmember: WHAT NO.

ChoirFather: I had to beg YOU to kiss me

mexicanfoodincident: anyways guys I still don't have a situationship with Henry

BandMother: good you're saving yourself

Caffeineaddict: IM SO SAD IM NOT IN SELECT CHOIR I CAN'T GO TO THE GAME

thing2: I can literally sneak you and Sam in

Gayestchoirmember: why are we even going to the game again? Well because I'm literally playing and-

BandMother: we all have to go and half of us wanna see our boyfriends.

Sekaii: I'm gonna hold up a big sign that says go roger with your number on it

Gayestchoirmember: I will literally cry please don't

ChoirFather: SIMON WHEN WE GO TO ART MAKE SOME WITH ME

Sekaii: OH MY GOD OK

Gayestchoirmember: STOPPPPP

mexicanfoodincident: GO NUMBER 03 ROGER SANTIAGO!!!!!

Gayestchoirmember: DIE. LITERALLY DIE.

thing2: ROGER ROGER ROGER ROGER

thing1: ROGER ROGER ROGER ROGER

Sekaii: GO ROGER SANTIAGO‼️‼️‼️‼️

Gayestchoirmember: SIMON YOU AREN'T MY FAVORITE COUSIN ANYMORE

Sekaii: you know damn well-

Gayestchoirmember: I HATE YOU

ChoirFather: I hope you make the school highlights page so I can post it on the choir's Instagram page

Gayestchoirmember: you all are out to get me aren't you.

BandMother: GO ROGER!!!!!

Gayestchoirmember: I hope we lose so you all can look stupid

ChoirFather: at least you don't have the mic literally right in front of you in the National anthem

Gayestchoirmember: awwww does jack have to sing in front of the whole school 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

I hope you get a voice crack.

ChoirFather: I'm gonna block you on every single social media platform and that is a promise

Gayestchoirmember: I'LL RECORD YOU SINGING AND BOAST ABT HOW YOU'RE SO TALENTED

BandMother: loser I was gonna do that with Simon

Gayestchoirmember: Ralph I hope you choke.

BandMother: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING

Sekaii: You did everything

BandMother: WHY ARE YOU GANGING UP ON ME NOW??????

Sekaii: I thought this was gang up on ralph time

ChoirFather: it's always gang up on ralph time

thing1: my favorite hour

Uncapableofanycrimes: HELP

Gayestchoirmember: I'm gonna scream I have to play forward. Specifically tighthead prop

thing2: isn't that what you always play?

Gayestchoirmember: no I used to be a back but then they switched me to a forward. I was number 12 before

ChoirFather: you get to shove people now

Gayestchoirmember: exactly what I'm worried about bruh I have too big of a heart

ChronicallyOffline: I'd beg to differ

Gayestchoirmember: oh fuck off piggy

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