(Un)Holy communion. 4:18 PM
Uncapableofanycrimes: @everyone Samneric's dog just peed on me
Gayestchoirmember: LMAOOOOOOO
ChoirFather: deserved tbh
Sekaii: how unfortunate. However you missed choir practice so. L
Uncapableofanycrimes: I COULDN'T COME BC MY MOM DIDN'T WANNA PICK ME UP SO I JUST WENT TO SAMNERIC'S
ChoirFather: YOU MISSED SIMON PASSING OUT
Sekaii: 2/10 experience. Did however wake up and get snacks.
Gayestchoirmember: you're welcome
Sekaii: thanks rog love you
Gayestchoirmember: you suck
Sekaii: I will literally tell your mother
ChoirFather: DAMNNNNN. He's gonna tell your mommmmm
BandMother: me? Personally? I would never take that.
Gayestchoirmember: SINCE WHEN YOU HERE?
BandMother: since I got overstimulated, had a tism meltdown, and had to go home all embarrassed 🫶🫶🫶🫶
Sekaii: Is that why you just went "the tism is tisming" earlier?
BandMother: YEA
Sekaii: oh
ChoirFather: is this a good time to announce the new school musical
thing2: ITS IN THE HEIGHT
mexicanfoodincident: you are the reason we can't have nice things.
BandMother: @ChoirFather YOU'RE APART OF THE DRAMA COMMITTEE???
ChoirFather: Choir does a lot with drama. It's like a forced allyship. Why?
BandMother: do they need a set director 🥺🥺🥺
Sekaii: why do you singlehandedly do everything in this school?
BandMother: It's good for college ^^
thing1: At this point our school functions solely because of Ralph
BandMother: AHAHA. I DON'T FEEL LIKE I DO THAT MUCH THOUGH. YOU DON'T HAVE TO FLATTER ME.
ChoirFather: who has the list of everything Ralph is currently doing.
Gayestchoirmember: @Sekaii its ur time to shine.
Sekaii: I actually don't have the full list-
Caffeineaddict: I DO. OKOK
RALPH'S IN SGA, GSA (He's literally president), STUDENT COUNCIL, HE'S THE SOPHOMORE CLASS PRESIDENT, first chair of band??? Idfk the term. ANYWAYS. SELECT CHOIR, MARCHING BAND, COMPETITION BAND, SOCCER, WATER POLO, AND BOY'S VOLLEYBALL.
OH AND SOFTBALL.
BandMother: you're making it sound like a lot.
ChoirFather: ANDDDD he does tutoring
Sekaii: how have you not gone insane. Choir and drama makes me go crazy and that's all I do.
ChoirFather: RUDE
Sekaii: it's not you it's my epilepsy and autism👎👎👎👎
Gayestchoirmember: Ralph dear god that is like. 15 things.
Pissbaby: literally what do you do on weekends
BandMother: catch up with stuff I missed, studying, occasionally going outside if I don't have softball and stuff. Yknow the normal.
Uncapableofanycrimes: forgive my potty mouth but that is not fucking normal mate
thing1: Ralph it's ok to quit things yknow.
BandMother: I'M NOT OVERWHELMED BY MY SCHEDULE DWDW. I actually like it!!
Besides Tuesdays are my days off.
ChoirFather: TUESDAY??? OF ALL DAYS OF THE WEEK.
Gayestchoirmember: also wait Ralph you're in select choir???
BandMother: just did auditions last week!!
ChoirFather: I HAVE TO SEE YOU OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL TWICE IN MY SCHEDULE NOW??? ugh.
Gayestchoirmember: isn't it gonna be everyday soon?
ChoirFather: .......
Sekaii: wait Ralph are we still on for movie night tomorrow?
BandMother: yeah 🫶🫶🫶🫶
Gayestchoirmember: @everyone shot.
Uncapableofanycrimes: get the soy sauce Sam.
thing1: YOU'RE STILL GOING???
Sekaii: @Pissbaby screw you for posting me foaming at the mouth while I had a seizure
Pissbaby: YOU WERE HAVING A SEIZURE???? I THOUGHT YOU WERE DROOLING IN YOUR SLEEP.
Sekaii: spit isn't normally frothy and bubbly 💀💀💀
BandMother: Si you good? You sound annoyed.
Sekaii: I'm attempting to seem more expressive and less of just ':]' in my messages. Is it working?
And I'm not annoyed. Well I am but not a lot. Because Henry's dumb
Gayestchoirmember: I like when you're ':]'
Also don't do it too much you'll seem two faced
Sekaii: thanks
ChoirFather: Henry take the damn picture off of the choir insta you aren't even allowed to post on there without my permission
Pissbaby: YOU LITERALLY LET ROGER DO IT?????
Gayestchoirmember: yeah because we literally kiss at lunch every day and I am literally his right hand man.
ChoirFather: and my wife
Gayestchoirmember: don't try yourself.
Caffeineaddict: where's beric
thing2: hiiiiiii
Sekaii: I know why you call him Beric you stupid homo
BandMother: CRYING
thing1: I know too you filthy man kisser.
BERIC?? DO YOU MEAN. BOYFRIEND ERIC?????
mexicanfoodincident: thisnis a twist
thing2: YOU LITERALLY LIKE SOMEONE IN THIS GC SHUT UP SAM
thing1 has left this conversation
thing2: NOOOO
Uncapableofanycrimes: I'll dm him brbbbbb
ChoirFather: I'm gonna say the slur.
Sekaii: ok internalized homophobia
ChoirFather: this shit's about to become external
Caffeineaddict: I GIGGLED
