the guitarist ✓ @popstarrobin
He's so fine I just wanna eat him.
the drummer ✓ @HopHopBitch
Homo or Cannibal? Today you can decide by clicking this link
the singer ✓ @GriffStagg
This is why no one takes us seriously as a band.
the guitarist ✓ @popstarrobin
No, they don't take us seriously BECAUSE we're a band.
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the guitarist ✓ @popstarrobin
And I'm bi with a MAJOR pref for men, sry ladies.
the singer ✓ @GriffStagg
I think we all know my sexuality...
the drummer ✓ @HopHopBitch
We know I'm fruity, I'm a lil twisty, a lil fruit loop, got a hole? I'll use it-
the drummer ✓ @HopHopBitch
I would like to apologize for my prior words before the scandal starts. I'm aware I'm a public figure, but maybe we could let me move on and lead a normal life?
the singer ✓ @GriffStagg
Screen? Shotted.
the drummer ✓ @HopHopBitch
This is why you're bitchless.
the singer ✓ @GriffStagg
Shut up bro
Billiam ✓ @paperboy
Just in case everyone forgot, this isn't a group chat. People are already replying to this.
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Olive @Ihateolives
This just in, Vance doesn't care?
Liam @LiamLovesMoney
No one tell Bruce, he JUST called me and asked if we could try things again.
Billiam ✓ @paperboy
Damn sorry Liam, the message sent itself.
the singer ✓ @GriffStagg
OMG BILLY I LOVE YOU, PLEASE HAVE THE SAME OPINIONS AS VANCE I BEG!!!
Live5 @LiveFiveNews
The lead singer of the @Zippers , @GriffStagg , apparently has a thing for interviewer Billy Showalter, the same @paperboy who interviews celebrities and has the power to re-define their legacies.
the singer ✓ @GriffStagg
Proof?
the drummer ✓ @HopHopBitch
I'm sitting right next to you, I watched you type that then throw your phone, panic, then pick it back up and reply to this tweet.
Billiam ✓ @paperboy
Now I owe Finn five bucks. (Btw, sry Bruce for bursting your eardrums with my scream)
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YOU ARE READING
Euphoria (Rinney, Brance, Briffin)
Fanfictionthe drummer ✓ @HopHopBitch I can see what you post you dumb bitch the drummer ✓ @HopHopBitch Dave just called me, he's mad I'm online bullying Robin again. the singer ✓ @GriffStagg Fucking imagine, couldn't be me
