Darius: Perfect capitalisation, punctuation, and grammar. Do not mess with.
Sammy: Unnecessary,,,but appreciated,,,,,,,,,commas
Kenji: slow crESENDOS!!!11!!!!11!!!1! and strange CApiTaLIsaTi0n
Brooklynn: has no caps aesthetic going :)
Yasmina: *left on read*
Ben: HOW DO I TURN OFF ALL CAPS? I'M NOT ANGRY I JUST CAN'T OPERATE CAPS LOCK!!!