Kenji: I did something stupid Darius.
Darius: I need you to be more specific, this is part of your daily routine.
Kenji: It is not!
Darius: Wanna bet?
Kenji: ...
Kenji: No.
Darius: That's what I thought. Now, what did you do?
Kenji: I set your favourite shirt on fire by mistake...
Darius: You know what? I'm not even surprised. Disappointed? No. Did I expect it? Yes.
Kenji: Sometimes I wonder why we're even friends.
Darius: You know what, same. I don't know how someone as intellectual as me ended up with someone like you.
Kenji: ...
Darius: ...
Kenji: Wanna go to the café now?
Darius: Yes, let's go.
