Camp Cretaceous Memes

102. When Someone Upsets Darius

Darius: *Walks into the room and looks like he was crying*

Ben: Who do I need to murder?

Brooklynn: Who's the idiot who wants to be featured in my next gossip scandal?

Sammy: Who is the unfortunate soul who won't live another day?

Yasmina: Sammy, I'm going to ignore what you just said. Darius, give me the address, phone number, location, age and reason of why they hurt you.

Darius: ...

Ben: So, who was the person? *Sharpening his knifes*

Darius: It- it was just my hay-fever acting up, guys...