116. Murderer

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Murderer about to stab Yasmina: Any last words?

Yasmina: Do you know how to do your job?

Murderer: W-what?

Yasmina: You haven't even stabbed me yet and call yourself a murderer.

Murderer: I was trying to be nice by asking if you have any last words. I'm literally stealing your life from you!

Yasmina: Well, it's bold of you to assume I actually want to live. Now hurry up before you're shift's over.

Murderer: What's wrong with this kid?!

Ben, Darius, Kenji, Sammy and Brooklynn all hiding in the room waiting for the right moment to help her: We've been asking the same question for months!

Yasmina: *Unties herself and stands in front of the murderer* Looks like you're fired and no one will miss you anyway.

Murderer: Can I just commit suicide now?

Yasmina: Go ahead, we're just leaving.


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