✿༺ 𝐋𝐎𝐓𝐔𝐒 ༻✿ [𝐕𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒]

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"Um, we wanted to buy all the items on this list..." Deuce handed the strange man the list that Trey had handed him

"Ring up two cans of tuna while you're at it!" Grim cheerfully added on, sitting on h/n's head as she hid behind deuce

"Add a pot and some plates to the list while your at it, please" y/n spoke up, trying to keep her cool with no weapon

"No, Grim! We're not here for tuna! And y/n! A pot? Really..?" Deuce gave her a deadpan look, already knowing that she was going to use the pot as her replacement frying pan for the time being.

"What's this? Cream and eggs and... Quite the sacchariferous list!
I'll get everything for you. Oh! And not to forget those pots and plates!" Sam spoke handing back the list and walking into the back room

"Woah... a normal person" y/n mumbled out staring in awe at where Sam used to be standing while making Deuce pout In jealousy

" He really does stock that stuff, huh?" Deuce mumbled out making the girl turn to him

"Hmm?"

"Here you go. It's pretty heavy... Are you sure you can carry this?
Luckily for you, our 1/100th size flying saucers are 30% off today. Perfect for carrying groceries!" Sam spoke trying to sell them the flying saucers

"Ooh, lemme see! That sounds awesome!" Grim cheered with y/n following his lead

"Yeah! Flying pans! I want on-

"We're fine, thank you. Let's go, y/n, Grim." Deuce hurriedly spoke, dragging the two out of
The store before they became broke

"Myah! I didn't realize today was National No Fun Allowed Day!" Grim complained as y/n nodded along, making Deuce sweatdrop

" Very well. Then until next time, my little imps. Do come again! Ciao!" Sam the store keeper yelled out

The three walked along the Main Street with y/n carrying all the bags because she wanted to keep her new weapons (aka plates and pot) near her

"That store was amazing." Deuce commented

"Yeah, and you're amazingly cheap." Grim spoke, sour about the fact that he wasn't allowed to get tuna

"Who are you calling cheap?!" Deuce flushed in embarrassment

"Hmph. Y/n , looks like you got the bag with all the cans. That must be heavy.
Let me take that one. I've got a little trick for carrying heavy bags." Deuce spoke, turning away from Grim who was still complaining

"Fine...but! Only the bag with the food" y/n spoke with a reluctant nod.

"Wait.." y/n realised
"There's a trick for carrying bags!?" She spoke with a excited smile

Deuce blushed at the girl, turning away and continuing

"Yeah. My mom always used to stock up at sales, and the bags would get ridiculously heavy.
I was the only man in the house, so I got to do all the heavy lifting, and- Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to monopolize the conversation." He rambled off

"That's so cool! I used to help mother Gothel all the time!" Y/n spoke cheerfully

"Well, No, it wasn't like that at all. The truth is, I-
Owww!" Deuce dropped the bag with the eggs as someone bumped into him

"Myah! The eggs!" Grim yelled out making y/n tilt her head

"But they are still usable right?..." she asked innocently, but no one heard her

" T-the carton of eggs is totally smashed! And now the bag's dripping egg good everywhere." Deuce gasped out in shock

Delinquent A:  Ouch! Why don't you watch where you're- Hey!
You're the jerks who broke the egg yolk on my carbonara!

Delinquent B:  I've had about enough of you punks. You need to learn your place!

"......You're the ones who darted out at us from around a corner!
And you picked a fight with us at lunch over an egg that you were still totally able to eat!
And now you've destroyed six of OUR eggs!" Deuce started yelling at the two ruffians

"Yeah! He's right!" Grim yelled out, supporting the blue head

Delinquent A:  So what? You sayin' that was our fault?

"I am. Please reimburse us for the eggs. And then apologize to the chickens." Deuce continued angrily

Delinquent B:  Ooh, look who's got his big boy pants on. You sure are makin' a big deal outta some stupid eggs.

"What?" Deuce growled out and that was when y/n decided to stop the incoming fight.

"H-hey, it's no big deal Deuce! The eggs are fine and still useable!" Y/n frantically waved her hands around

Delinquent A:  yeah! Listen to the bitch. They haven't even touched the ground, so they're still edible. Quit whinin'.

Delinquent B:  You should thank us for savin' ya the trouble of crackin' 'em!

Delinquents:  Ah ha ha ha ha!

"What did you just call y/n!?  That ain't funny."
Deuce growled out

Delinquent A:  Huh?

" I said, THAT AIN'T FUNNY.
You don't get to call my eggs stupid. You don't get to call ANY eggs stupid! AND YOU DEFINITELY CANT CALL Y/N A BITCH!!!

Those eggs may not have gotten to be chicks, but they were gonna make some amazing tarts!
Do you get it yet? DO YOU?!"

Deuce snapped, yelling at the delinquents who had been mocking them

Delinquent B:  What is with this guy all of a sudden?!

"You owe me six eggs. If ya ain't gonna pay me for em, then you're gettin' a bruise for each one!" Deuce spoke, cracking his knuckles

Delinquent A:  Are you serious right now?!

"Buckle up, jerks!" Deuce yelled

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