day 72: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...'

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'SONIIIIIIIC! GUESS WHAT!' yelled jupitercl0uds, running towards Sonic. He had been talking to Waluigi.
'What?'
'I BEAT YOUR GAME AND THE CREDITS SONG WAS SO GOOD LIKE, I'VE NEVER HAD AN ORGASM BUT I THINK THAT'S THE CLOSEST I'LL EVER GET!'
'Lovely. What's your friend doing?'
'Aaron? He's playing Sonic 2 with Tails. I can't remember if they were actually playing the 2 player version or if one of them was controlling Tails in the single player version, but either way, they're playing Sonic 2.'
'Must feel weird playing the game responsible for your existence, huh.'
'Yeah. You wanna try it out?'
'No, not really.'
'What about you, Waluigi? I'll buy Mario Tennis and we'll have the time of our lives. I'll be Rosalina!'
It was at that moment, Waluigi realised he was pen pals with Rosalina and hadn't sent a single letter in over 7 months. He cried a long, loud, 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' in terror.

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