Let's keep it simple

part 13

Its half day off next day.  So cadets have decided to enjoy a little. Six of them have gathered in boys' room.

Huda is rolling a joint meanwhile alekh is trying the already rolled one.

"Isme mal kam he. Theek se roll kar na. Tujhe yaha kyu bithaya he!" He blabbers riling huda up.

"To tu hi kar le sharabi. Ek to main itni musibat se maal lekar aaya upar se yaha baith kar roll kar raha hu. Tu ab Nakhre nahi dikha bc."

"Huda bhai. Alekh bhai. Ye sab academy me karna...its against rules. Agar suri sir check karne aaye to hum logo ka kya hoga?"

"Wahi hoga jo manzoor-e-khuda hoga. Keep your shit together. Usool. Its a very common thing in hostels." Alekh replies and ali shuts his mouth. He is not alone who is suspicious of this plan. Naina also holds some thoughts whether she will be caught or not. However the idea of relaxing and enjoying was so needed that she agreed to this. Pooja also accompanied her.

Alekh hands over one joint to pooja who holds it like a pious incense stick.

"Abe. Kaise pakda he? Normal cigarette jaisa pakadne ka." And alekh rolls in laughter.

"Isko chadh gayi." Huda reamrks while handing one joint to naina.

"Tujhe kisi ne dekha nahi?" Naina voices her concern.

"Ha dekha tha na. Tere Rajveer sir ne." Hearing rajveer sir' name naina' heart skips a beat.

"Iske gaal dekho. Naam sunkar hi lal ho gayi ye." Pooja giggles.

"Oye punjaban. Dheere hans. Itni jor se hasegi to sabko pata lag jana he. Aram se.." huda tries to control pooja who keeps on giggling.

"Socho agar Rajveer sir aa jaye and catches his favorite protégé smoking joint....unhe to mild heart attack aa jana he."

"Nahi. Punjaban. He will be happy ki maine to koi kaand kiya nahi. Atleast my protege is doing it."

And everyone laughs hearing huda' witty remark.

"Tum log unko kyu pareshan karte ho.." naina slowly passes her remark.

"Lo ye suno. Hum log rajveer sir ko pareshan karte he.
Khud ne to jaise kabhi kuch kiya hi nahi.
Naina. You are the biggest troublemaker in his life." Yudi clarifies.

"Shut up. Yudi. Mood mat bigaad" naina shuts yudi.

"Yaar. I cant believe we survived in that jungle fpr three days. I thought I'd die after having nothing to eat."

"Exactly. Lolita ma'am was very picky. Aur upar se unke nakhre. Yaar main bolta hu...Women can never see a man happy be it her boyfriend or student. That woman didnt let me sleep peacefully."

"Dont remind me sharabi. Kabhi us geet gate banjare ke sath rat gujar kar dekh. Subah to door ki bat he...tujhe rat me hi bhagne ka man karega.
You know jhabreele ko dekh kar I really doubt he is a virgin. He is really not bearable."

"Apun char baatli lekar gaya tha. Rat me ek bottle andar sari thakan bahar. Lolita ma'am ne apun ki daru se bonfire jalaya he. Bc. Chutiya kat gya mera.."

"You guys have no idea how I survived with Major Abhilash. That guy snores like a train. Firat night I was so scared hearing those drums." Yudi whiffs another puff.

"I am happy that i got Rajveer sir. He brought me a chocolate and I made him a small origami flower."

Everybody takes a turn and looks at done Naina. Her body loose and she is grinning from ear to ear.

"She is done guys. Isko aur mat pilao. Pata chale ye apni sex life bhi discuss karne lage.."

"Chal be. Yudiye. Sir ke itne oonche sanskar he. He wont do her until she graduates."

"Sad life!'' Pooja exclaims to Huda' remark.

"Guys. Lets be honest. Rajveer sir was the best mentor to be with in that drill."

"I agree. Yudi." Huda nods.

"No. He was not best. He didnt let me sleep second night. He made me do patrolling whole night."

"Kitna double meaning tha na ye. Kash...mera shahrukh kuch emran hashmi jaise kaand bhi karta." Pooja is giggling non stop.

"Emran hashmi was B grade.
Yaar. Why the hell we are discussing Naina' sex life! We should get one ourselves."

"Right bro!" Yudi hifies huda.

"Salo. Yaha BC hume chain se sone nahi deta...sex kya khaak karne dega. He wants us to die in frustration the way he does every day." Alekh complains.

"Look at his age. Rules...Rules. rules. Isko neend me bhi sirf rules hi yaad aate honge. And suri ji....Bro. dont you think he has wasted his rest of jawani after someone like lolita ma'am! He deserves better."

"Yaa...he does. Leave it. Waise bhi soori ji ke pas jawani bachi bhi nahi ab...jitni thi he wasted it after lolita ma'am. She seems very stiff and rough. Chhor hume kya karna. Soori ji ko handle karna he wo jane..
Sharabi. Ek aur roll kariyo. I am feeling very light. Cant handle the rolling."

Alekh starts rolling next joints.

"Kaun kaun piyega? Apun, yudi, tu jat aur punjaban....ye pine ki halat me nahi he. Itna has rahi he jaise aaj hi pagal hokar rahegi. Aur Naina...Is se bhi nahi samhala jayega. I'll roll two and we'll share."

Yudi and huda nods.

"Mujhe ek aur pina he." Naina spreads her palm.

"Yedi. Ek to jhela nahi ja raha..tujhe ek aur pina he. Nahi milega. Shanti se baith." This makes naina cry. She starts sniffing.

"Yaaar. Ab ye sara mood bigadegi. Isko de de na ek aur joint." Huda asks alekh.

"Samhalega kaun? Isko to rajveer sir bacha lenge. Apun logo ko kaun dekhega? You know how badly jhabreela and BC are after our asses!"

"Kash. Main bhi ek ladki hota aur mera bhi koi rajveer sir jaisa mentor hota." Yudi complains..

"Bhai. Agar tu ladki hota tab bhi tujhe rajveer sir jaisa mentor nahi milta. Wo kya he na...surat aur seerat dekh kar mentor milta he."

"What seerat bro? Some other cadet? New admission?"

"Abe yaar. Tu chup ho ja. Qaidi....kuch order kiya he kya? Bhookh lag jayegi thodi der me.."

"Ali ko bol de."

Huda asks ali to order something which he does. Meanwhile naina is sulking after not getting another joint. Pooja keeps on giggling.

"Yaar usool. Ek favour kar de. Is punjaban ki bekabu bhatinda express ko samhal le. Iska horn band karwa de. Kaano me chubh rahi he iski hasi." Huda asks ali.

"Huda bhai. Humne aapse pahle hi kaha tha ki ye sab mat kariye.."

"Abe teri! Gyaan mat pel. Jitna bola he utna kar na.

Ohh god! I am feeling fucking light." Saying this Huda lies on his bed. Alekh is silently smoking his second joint meanwhile yudi starts talking with Naina and both get more wasted with each other company.

Pooja is busy with ali who somehow has managed to stop her giggling. Huda shuts his eyes feeling the light-headed feeling. Alekh too enjoys the feeling of pin drop silence.

Credit - mona
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