Naruto incorrect quotes

4 (Naruto and Sasgay)

Naruto: I have a problem

Sasuke: does it involve me?

Naruto: no, but--

Sasuke: then suffer in silence

Naruto: The best revenge, really, is being nice! 

Sasuke: [in the distance] Or murder.

Naruto: Can I bother you for a second?

Sasuke: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

Naruto: Watcha got there..?

Sasuke: *petting a ostrich* A smoothie.

Sasuke: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Naruto: I think you mean cards.

Sasuke, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

Sakura: Truth or dare?

Sasuke: Dare

Sakura: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Sasuke: Hey sakura

Sakura, blushing: Yeah?

Sasuke: Could you move? I'm trying to get to Naruto

*Sakura's helping y/n out after they get injured, while the others are watching*

Naruto: How does y/n look?

Sasuke: A little better than you, actually.