Naruto incorrect quotes

11(sakura and y/n)

y/n: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Sakura: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself

Y/n: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Sakura: Stop romanticizing the past.

Sakura: Please, I'm begging you let me heal you.
Y/N: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

y/n: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Sakura: How can you still say that?
y/n: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

Y/n: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Sakura: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

y/n: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Sakura: You're like 15 years old

y/n: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

/n: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Sakura: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.

/n: How do I deal with my enemies?
Sakura: Kill them
y/n: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Sakura: Kill them only a little?

Y/n: Fuck.
Sakura: We've got to work on your cursing.
y/n: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

Y/n: I can explain.
Sakura: Can you?
y/n: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Y/n: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Sakura: y/n, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

Y/n: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Sakura: What did you do?
y/n: A MISTAKE

Sakura: Y/n... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Y/n: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Sakura:

Sakura: I wrote sanitize, y/n.