Naruto incorrect quotes

27 Team seven x reader Shippuden

Sakura: We need a way to lure in new customers?
Naruto: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!
Y/n: Sai bath water.
Sai: ABSOLUTELY NOT!

Sakura: You're just being paranoid. Again.
Y/n: When have I been paranoid?
Sakura: Um, when you first met Naruto you thought they were an undercover cop...?
Y/n: No one has a wart that big, I thought it was a surveillance camera!
Sakura: And last year you were sure Sai was a mermaid!
Y/n: They hate wearing long shirts! COINCIDENCE?!
*Later, when Y/n's theory is proven wrong*
Sakura: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Y/n: I still think Sai is a mermaid.

Sakura: What is love?
Y/n: An emotional minefield.
Sai: A neurochemical reaction.
Naruto: Baby don't hurt me.

*The gang when they drop food on the floor*
Sakura: Aw man. *Throws it away*
Y/n: Five second rule!
Sai: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*
Naruto: *Sobs on the floor*

Naruto: *Gasp*
Y/n: wHAT??
Naruto: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Y/n: *inhales*
Sakura, in another room with Sai: Why can I hear screeching?

Sai: What's the most efficient way to burn calories?
Naruto: Exercise more!
Y/n: Set yourself on fire.
Sakura: There are two kinds of people.

Sakura: I am convinced Naruto and Sai share a brain cell.
Y/N: And it's not in use very often, it seems.

Naruto: It's Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!
Sai: Merry crisis.
Sakura: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way.
Y/N: Hoe hoe hoe.
Naruto: Guys, please.

Sai, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Sakura: Gray.
Y/N: Grey.
Sai, turning to Naruto: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Naruto: Dark white.

Naruto: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Sai?
Sai: You, easily.
Naruto, laughing: What the fuck, man.
Sakura: Well, Y/N would be too easy. They'd probably be into it.
Y/N, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?

Y/N, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."
Y/N: THERE. Now send it.
Sakura:: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-
Y/N: JUST DO IT!
later
Naruto: So what does it say?
Sai, reading the letter: They say they're going to "lick my...."
Naruto:
Sai:
Sai: Gross-