Shwift Rickddition 3

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Michael was outside the barrier, which was somewhat impossible to break into. The reason why he came here was urgent, and it required his direct intervention.

Suddenly, they was a loud sonic interference coming from the barriers, followed by a growly old voice.

"Hey Ballsack, I'm the guy who knows everything, who the fuck are you?"

The voice, which belonged to Rick, interrogated the Seraph.

"Distant voice, my name is Michael, the leader of Heaven, please let me in, there's something important I need to discuss with you"

Nothing happened for a few seconds before a hole opened in the part of the barrier that Michael was standing on top of.

Viser saw this as the perfect moment to leave the area, just as Rick had instructed. So that Michael doesn't see him.

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5 minutes passed, and Michael was at the doorway of the mansion, were Rick stood, waiting for him to land.

"So you're Michael in this universe huh? You certainly what I expected to see"

Rick stated. The question he had asked confused the angel.

"Come on in, we'll talk inside"

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15 Minutes passed. Rick had given Michael a tour of the mansion hallways. Now they were seated at opposite ends of a long dining table in the dining hall of the mansion, well, one of the dining halls.

Kalawanar suddenly appeared, bearing a warm smile on her face as he put a glass of wine in front of Rick.

"Red wine? Don't worry, it's non-alcoholic, pure grape juice if you ask me"

Michael looked at the glass in front of him, which was put there by the navy-haired individual. He then looked at Rick before looking back at the wine.

"Sure"

Michael sneered.

Kalawanar went on to position herself at the centre in-between them, like a guard.

"So, leader of heaven huh? I take it the old man is on a vacation or something"

"God is dead"

Rick eyelids protruded as he was startled by the sudden news.

"Huh, well, how about that?"

Rick stated sarcastically. His response angered the archangel, he was about to launch an attack at the old man, who was currently sipping his wine, before he had a throat clearing sound to his left, just a few inches away from him. It was Kalawanar, and judging by the one-eyed stare she was giving Michael, it was clear she wasn't in the best of moods.

Michael calmed down and cleared his throat.

"You know, I assume most humans would be devastated about the news of the creator being no more"

Michael spoke.

Rick put down the goblet.

"Well you guessed wrong, looks like someone hasn't been watching Fox News. There's this new trend called SJW, it's basically Atheism with more sass than it requires and less good reasons to exist, trust me, those nincompoops would be delighted to know God died."

Rick joked sarcastically. He could notice Kalawanar about to burst out chuckling. Michael on the other hand was not amused.

"I noticed there was a devil flying around the dome, is she also among your keep?"

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