four gems and a baby

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Since Steven was a baby in this episode, I think that this came before the first episode so I'll write this first

Since Vidalia wasn't there, she lend Greg and Steven her house.

It was December 24 as someone knocked at the door and Greg had to get up and open up assuming that it was Rose

To his surprise, it was the Cristal gems and not Rose and each of them were holding gifts

Greg: oh, uh, heyy y'all

Garnet: heloooooo

Amethyst: yo Greg check it out! We brought gift's for little rose!

Garnet: Amethyst? We've gone over this. Steven is a...?

Amethyst: human baby.

Greg: why are you here and where's rose?

Pearl: she still had to wrap up her present so she'll be here in a bit

Greg: oh ok! Wanna come in?

Garnet: sure.

Greg: can I get you guys anything? We've got water, old plates uhhhhhm how about some... Tea?

Pearl: no. We are just here to drop off these gifts and say rose goodbye since we need to go on a mission which will take a few days.

Greg: oh? I didn't know about that.

Garnet: that's because Rose just found out about a corrupted gem living in the sea

Amethyst: yeah! We almost oversaw that news article but rose paid attention to it!

Pearl: rose overlooks nothing. She pays attention to everything and everyone. That's why she's so wonderful 🥰

After that statement, everyone started starring at pearl. Even Greg and amethyst know that this sounded VERY gay and they usually need somebody to explain everything

Greg: uhhhhhmmmmmm... Let's open the gifts shall we?

Garnet: yes. Here you go

Garnet handed Steven her present and Steven made weird baby noises

Greg: you probably have to open that up for him

Garnet: It's just a box made to look like it's been carefully wrapped

Steven made weird baby noises again and Garnet opens the box. Inside, there was a razor.

Garnet: ta-da

Greg: whoa!

He grabbed the razor before Steven could do dumb shit with it

Greg: thanks Garnet but I don't think he needs this.

Garnet: oh he'll need it. In the future 😎

Amethyst: let's open mine next!

As she unwrapped her gift, Greg could see a big picture of diapers on the box

Greg: wow! Diapers! This is so practical!

As he continued looking at the diaper box, he noticed that those weren't for baby's

Greg: wait. Are these adult diapers? Their way to big for him

Amethyst: so tell him to make himself bigger! You can do that, right little Greg?

Greg: you can call him Steven. That's the name Rose and I liked the most.

Pearl: well whatever you call him he'll need this.

Pearl said handing him her present

Greg: uhh thanks. That some kind of kids book?

As he opened pearl's gift, Greg could see the name of the book "Webby's Dictionary" wasn't what he had hoped or expected to see

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