*Zodiac High Cafeteria*

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*The eleven zodiac signs sit at their usual table.*
VIRGO: We killed two birds with one stone today. How are y'all feeling?
LEO: *Impersonates James Brown's voice.* I feel good.
SCORPIO: Europa and Mr. Bluestar having an affair took me out.
GEMINI: Same here. Who knew Mr. Bluestar was hitting that.
LIBRA: He's such a creep.
ARIES: A huge pedophile.
PISCES: I wonder if he had affairs with other students.
CAPRICORN: I felt sick to my stomach recording them.
AQUARIUS: Thanks for taking one for the team bro.
SAGITTARIUS: You're a real mvp.
TAURUS: I'm happy Moonie got expelled.
GEMINI: It will be funny if she actually develops a real drug problem.
*Taurus high-fives Gemini.*
SCORPIO: They fuck with us, we fuck with them harder.
EVERYONE AT THE TABLE: Hell yeah!

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