Axe To The Bachelorette

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9 Weeks Earlier

Florence: (Sits down at the table) (Sips tea)

Jodie: So back in London I didn't have too many friends.

Florence: (Widens her eyes)

Jodie: Are you okay Florence?

Florence: (Shakes her head)

Jodie: (Panics) What's Wrong?!!!

Florence: (Her mouth foams) (She falls out of her chair)

Jodie: (Screams a British scream) Florence!!! (Jumps up) ( Picks up phone) SEND A FUCKING AMBULANCE JACKASS!!!

Florence: It's too late for me..

Jodie: NO!!! YOU ARE GONNNA BE FINE!!! SEND HELP!!!!!

2 Weeks Later

Lizzie: (Tries to close the door)

Maryna: (Kicks the door open into Lizzie)

Lizzie: (Falls backwards into shelf knocking crates of books and a lamp and two vases onto her) (Groans)

Katarina: YOU BETTER NOT STEP ONE FOOT FORWARD OR ILL TWIST EVERY ORGAN IN YOUR DISEASED RAT INFESTED BODY OUT YOUR THROAT AND RIGHT THROUGH YOUR ASS!!!

Maryna: I'm a cop and I have a gun!

Katarina: I'm an athlete and I have a foot that's gonna go in your crotch!!!

Maryna: (Puts her hand on Katarina's arm) Im sick of your tude!

Katarina: (Pushes Maryna into the wall) Don't touch me you Tyra Banks looking tranny ass tapeworm!!!

Maryna: (Slaps Katarina) Shut up you bitch!

Katarina: Big mistake tramp! (Grabs Maryna by the throat and lifts her into the air) I will kill you!!!

Maryna: (Struggles)

Katarina: PUT YOUR HANDS ON MY WOMAN AGAIN!

Lizzie: (Moans) (Stands up and bashes her head into the shelf) FUCK!!!!

Katarina: (Shaking Maryna in the air) TOUCH HER AGAIN!!!

Lizzie: PUT HER DOWN PLEASE!!!

Katarina: (Throws her up into the roof)

Lizzie: (Screams)

Officer Springer: (Runs into the house) Broadcast reporter Pittman has turned up dead.

*Maryna falls on top of Officer Springer*

Lizzie: HELP!!!!!!

Katarina: Im Sorry.

Lizzie: I AM LEAVING!!!!!!! (Grabs bag) (Walks out the door)

Katarina: WHAT?! (Walks toward the door as Lizzie slams it against her face and walks down the yard)

2 Weeks Later

Scarlett: How Is Florence?

Atriel: She's improving. She is staying with Jodie?!

Scarlett: WHAT?!

Atriel: She's with Florence?

Crissy: How do we know she is not the one that did this to her?

Atriel: I don't like her either, but we can't think like that. Also I got a call from Lizzie and her face has been disfigured.

Scarlett: WHAT?!!! OH MY GOD!!!

Crissy: How?!!!

Atriel: Remember Maryna!!!

Scarlett: SHES DEAD!!!

Atriel: Yeah. She already is.

Scarlett: WHAT?!

Crissy: Who killed her?!

Atriel: Katarina Johnson-Thompson.

Scarlett and Crissy: WHO?!!!!!

1 Week Later

Aubrey: Are you okay?

Atriel: Yeah. Why?

Aubrey: You have been quiet at night.

Atriel: I'm just worried about Florence's injury.

Aubrey: Same. Our wedding is in four weeks. I need the last few invitations to be taken to the post office by tomorrow afternoon.

Atriel: Okay.

Aubrey: I am trusting you with this.

Atriel: I won't let you down.

Aubrey: Okay. So I have four invitations that are going to my mother and my family, and then I have one that is gonna be separate and it's going to Lizzie in Ohio.

Atriel: I will take them to the post office tomorrow.

Aubrey: Okay. (Takes her shorts off and her bra and turns the light off and lies down next to Atriel)

Atriel: (Kisses Aubrey)

Aubrey: (Cuddles with Atriel) I love you.

Atriel: I love you even more baby!

Aubrey: (Kisses Atriel)

Atriel: (Kisses her lips while cuddling with her)
Goodnight.

Aubrey: Goodnight babe.

Person: (Opens door)

Aubrey: (Snoring)

Person: (Looks at invitation that says for Lizzie)  (Grabs it)

Aubrey: (Rolls over on her side)

Person: (Walks out the door and closes it)

And Now...

Aubrey: (Walks into auditorium) This place is very nostalgic to me.

Scarlett: We went here for my wedding.

Aubrey: Right.

Florence: I've got the drinks. (Holding champagne glasses)

Aubrey: (Grabs wine glass)

Scarlett: (Grabs wine glass)

3 hours later

Aubrey: So you are saying Colin cheated on you with Becky Lynch?

Scarlett: Yeah. Denied it even though her mouth on his dick was posted all over.

Florence: That's bullocks.

Scarlett: Yeah.

*Lights cut off*

Florence: Bloody hell. I thought they had the lightbulbs replaced. I'll go get some fresh ones. (Gets up and walks away)

*Door opens*

Scarlett and Aubrey: (Gasp)

Colin: Sorry to crash this party, but I'm putting the axe to the bachelorette!!! (Swings axe)

Scarlett: HE IS DEAD!!!!!

Aubrey: Watch out!!!! (Ducks and pushes Scarlett down with her)

*Axe clings to the wall*

Florence: I'm back with. (Drops the lightbulbs to the ground)

Colin: (Turns around)

Florence: (Gasps) (Her eyes widen)

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