{Sun Conquerors} - Kars x Reader

Chapter 6: Soft and Squishy

The sleep over was BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIINGGGG

Is what you would have said had there not been Crazy Dave.

You brought him some tacos. 2 twenty type taco boxes. He let you try his premium buds. He spoke through the chicken and sour worm soup taco, His additions, and updated you with the plants Shigiraki asked him to graft.

You came under the guise of work. And then bought a fuck ton because you knew there were others that needed this and you weren't selfish. After all, what is Shigiraki's money for? Rather the money you earned from him.

You brought it back to the house, undetected. Well. That's a lie. You had to drive past the main security house. So you lit a fat one to hide the smell of the unburned one, because it was more legal to be with the burnt one than fucking tons of the unburned one. There were two of them outside already, three more exiting. They all greeted you.

Now you were back. And Kars was having his hair braided by Kirishima and Mina. He looked like he could use the stuff. The good stuff. So you poured out the three duffle bags that in hindsight was not at all hidden in scent to the security, but here we are. And you were glad they were chill. And that you were on Yaoyurozu's private property.

Though you would like to get more private on her property, only Mineta heard again, you sat on Todoroki and played with his hair while he told you about his day.

He told you what he could. What he was allowed to.

"My father wants you too."

"I know."

"I meant to come to the retreat, Y/N."

You rolled your eyes, then agreed. An all expenses paid trip, even though you continuously threaten to fuck your way through his family. You could also get Intel for Shigiraki.

Kars had you on his lap now. You weren't sure when the change had happened. Neither did Todoroki. Though he was seated beside you two. You melted against the giant, he allowed it. He patted your head again. His new favorite thing to do, and you liked it. So did Charile. Because he squished himself between and huffed for cuddles.

"Midoriya bonged him!"

"No I didn't! Stop lying Kacchan!"

"Yeah! I did it!" Mineta yelled proudly. "He got the biggest rip! And he's fictional so this is just funny!"

"What the fuck are you talking about? Cannabinoids are used for pets too."

"Oh. Right."

Mineta continued to babble nonsense, and let out a cloud that would make an atomic bomb sob. The rest of the crew did as they pleased. Kaminari had come through the main lobby, sopping wet in his pajamas. Stripped and hung his clothes on the main concrete sculpture in said lobby. Then went off, back to the watering hole he had emerged from. You were sure he was not on the shit you brought.

You stood up, gave the giant a hug in his likeness. You gave him a surprise big sloppy kiss on his face. Kars allowed it, though it was clear he was not use to this. This made you pepper his cheek with more kisses, in hopes of making light of this nonsense. He's an alien, he could have regarded it as a threat and you had to show him it was not.

You stepped out of his grasp, and decided to check on your roommate. Kars, Todoroki and Charlie followed.

"You keep getting lost in here." Todoroki explained. "Cant let you lose the alien in Yaomomo's home."

"Who knows what her dad will sell him to."

He laughed at that. Though you knew the truth of your Princess's wealth, the world and Endeavour Detectives dont. And you were fine with that. Because look at how you're getting your money. You couldn't judge. Everything her father did, everything Shigiraki asks you to do, they are all linked in a slimy web. Worsening the already tainted world.

But you were fine with that. You sold your soul to Shigiraki for a smooch on the cheek and a pat on the ass. This was fine. You reap what you sow, and the universe gifted you an alien for all of your misdeeds.

Kars is hungry. Todoroki translated. He wants to visit the market Sero mentioned earlier this evening.

You made a joke that he cant eat the residence of the island, but if he absolutely has to eat a person there are cruise ships available.

"Dont go above five per cruise." You warned. "The island is small. People are found easily."

"I'm not telling him that."

You shrugged, told him the deaths of the island would be on his head. You were sure this made him translate word for word. He sounded like he added his own advice to the mix. You both had very different reasons for having the same knowledge. You both wanted to keep the alien safe.

With a hefty stoop to his height, Kars planted a big sloppy kiss on your forehead. And left.