A duck walked up to the grocery store and said to the woman running the store,
"Hey!" //bum bum bum// "Got any grapes?"
The manager stared at the animal standing with a sly grin on his beak. She gave a loud scream and proceeded to call animal control. The duck jumped up onto the counter, taking a mail opener and proceeding to stab the woman, killing her immediately. Animal control arrived in the midst of the chaos and murder. They grabbed the duck and took him away.
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The Randomness That Is Me
RandomI don't even know what this is anymore. Trash, perhaps? Yes.
