cornelius teaches you how to catch a bird. (au).

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Cornelius: hi everyone.

*crowd cheering, ig*

Cornelius: today, I'm teaching you how to catch a bird!!

Cornelius: okay so, you would need a bag, some bird food, and that's it!!

Cornelius: guys! A bird... Shh.

Cornelius walks up behind it and throws bird food on the ground. He catches the bird with the bag plus, the bird food.

Cornelius: I'll call you hm.. Cornelius Jr! Or Rodrigo Jr!!

The end. 😇

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