Sorry for not uploading lmao. Anyway.
Raphael: omg.
Elliot: erm.
Frank: What.
Raphael: apparently Dan has ran off.
Frank: Where?
Raphael: off the island..
Elliot: how do you manage that?
Raphael: I have no idea.
Raphael: so, who's gonna look for him?
Frank: I'd say someone like Colonel or Ricardo.
Colonel: WHAT? WHY?
frank: because. You and Ricardo seem the smartest here.
Ricardo: Fine then, we'll find him together.
Colonel: mk.
Ricardo: sigh. Maybe he's drowning?
Colonel: hm. True. If he is, we will not be mourning him.
Ricardo: smh.
Colonel: I see a peace of his hair right here.
Ricardo: ah.
They grab it because their in the city, not on the island right now.
Ricardo: hey, Maybe he ran into a alleyway?
Colonel: hmm true but where are we supposed to find an alleyway??
Ricardo: I know exactly. Follow me.
They find an alleyway with Dan inside the alleyway.
Ricardo: there you are.
Dan: What ski boy.
Colonel: still the same as before.
Ricardo: why would you even plan on run away to this city dawg?
Dan: cuz I hate all of you.
Colonel: what.
Dan: okay grandpa. I'm going back.
Ricardo: Dan, when will you ever be any nicer?
Dan: .. when the creator plans on it.
Ricardo and colonel: 💀
They go back to the island and celebrate that Dan came back and didn't die. Wahoo. The end.
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MY MI2 AU.
HorrorI missed this so much and I bet you all did too. I'm bringing this shit back.