- SUGAR AND SPICE -
❝ sugar and spice and all things nice
kisses sweeter than wine
sugar and spice and all things nice
you know that little girl is mine ❞
started. 12/10/2021
published. 12/10/2021
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The gang sat around Monica and Rachel's apartment, watching the MonkeyShine beer commercial that had just come on the television, Ross sighing loudly.
"That commercial always makes me so sad." The Palaeontologist frowned.
"Yeah, but then the guy opens his beer and those girls run at him, so, everything seems to work out okay." Joey grinned.
Ross rolled his eyes, "I meant because the monkey in it reminds me of Marcel."
"I can see that," Phoebe nodded as she walked around the couch, "'Cause they both have those big brown eyes and, ya know, the little pouty chin."
Monica raised an eyebrow, "And the fact that they're both monkeys."
"Sometimes I wonder if I did the right thing, ya know, giving him away." Ross sighed.
"Oh, Ross, you had to, I mean, he was humping everything in sight," Rachel told him, flipping over the page of her magazine, "I mean, I have a Malibu Barbie that will no longer be wearing white to her wedding."
"Remember when sometimes he'd borrow your hat, and, and when you got it back there'd be little monkey raisins in it." Ross smiled wistfully as Marty leaned her head on the man's shoulder.
"I miss my little monkey raisins." The redhead pouted.
"Yeah, well sure, when he did it, it was funny. When I did it to my boss's hat. . . all of the sudden I have this big attitude problem." Chandler scoffed, his friends rolling their eyes at him.
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Chandler, Monica, Marty and Phoebe were sat about the couch in Central Perk, Rachel standing over it and talking to them when Joey excitedly entered the coffee shop, waving about a letter in his hands.
"Hey, hey, check it out, guess what I got." He grinned.
"Rhythm?" Chandler asked with a sarcastic smile, Marty reaching over to lightly hit him on the leg.
"No, my first fan mail." The actor told them, handing Monica the letter and going to sit himself down.
"Alright!"
Monica opened the letter, "'Dear Dr. Ramoray, know that I love you and would do anything to have you.' Gosh. 'Your not-so-secretive admirer, Erica Ford.' Ooh wait, 'PS enclosed please find 14 of my eyelashes.'" The woman cringed, Joey only nodding with a smile.
"Ya know, in crazy world, that means you're married." Rachel told Joey.
"This wasn't addressed to Days of Our Lives, this is, this came to your apartment. There's no stamp on it, this woman was in our building." Monica realised.
