New Years Part 3

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*Everyone is having dinner now. Enmu arrived late because he got distracted and was flirting with a train :I.*

Mukago: *holing a spoonful of Muzan's blood*Open wide Rui! here comes the airplane!

Rui: Lady. I'm 30, (demon years) not fucking 5.

Mukago: BITCH look at yourself, u look like a 5 year old and u act like one.

Rui:... Touché lady. Touché indeed. 

Gyokko: ..So in conclusion my pots are superior than anything else!

Nakime: Does it look like I give a fuck? No. Does it look like any of us give two fucks about your pots? NO. So therefore, your pots. Are. IRRELEVANT.

Gyokko: What is your frustration? ** sad Gyokko noises*

Rokuro: Hey Akaza, why do you don't like to eat women? Hantengu told me.

Akaza: simple. I ✨respect women✨.  Unlike Some uncivilized barbarian I know *cough* Douma.*cough*

Rokuro: 👁️👄👁️ —ok.

Susamaru: Hey where is your brother? I haven't seen him in a while.

Daki: He is doing...

*Cut to Gyutaro, crying watching cheesy k pop romantic comedies on his iPhone.*

*cut back to Daki*:.... Fine . Absolutely fine. 🙂

*Everyone is now finished dinner and are playing board games to kill time.*

*Skit belongs to theodd1sout!*

Yahaba: I HATE YOOOUU!! 

Kaigaku: OH?! WELL NEXT TIME, DON'T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!!😡😡

Enmu: Yahaba, give Kaigaku his $200. You landed on his property.😒

Yahaba: NO!! HE'S IN JAIL! I'M NT GiVING MY MONEY TO A CRIMINAL!

Kaigaku: that's not how you. PLAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!

Hantengu: Enmu, why is Kaigaku screaming?☹️

Enmu: STFU HANTENGU! U DONT GET TO SPEAK AFTER STEALING MY LAST RAILROAD!!

Kaigaku: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!!!!

Enmu: ME TOO!! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?!?!

Kaigaku: * Urogi Screeching*

Later:

Everyone: 10!9!8!7!6!5!4!3!2!1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Douma: *drunk* So..*hic* WhAt Is YoUr—*hIc* ReSoLuTiOn? 

Kokushibo: idk... maybe get back to dating. (his wife and family are ded. He's literately 480 year old.)  

Douma: NiCe!! So WhO aRe YoU gOiNg To Ba—*Akaza kicks his head off in time*

Kokushibo: thx Akaza.

Akaza: No prob. *Carries Douma away*

Kokoshibo: thinks: " i already have my sights on someone anyways." *Blushes as he glances at Nakime.* 


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